Late Night Drive-Thru

Let’s just stay in the Northeast for now with another edition of Things That Happened Near My Parents’ House, a feature I just made up. Right down the street from the airport (and just a little further from where I grew up), a driver made a wrong turn at Red Lion and the Boulevard and smashed right into a Wendy’s.

NBC 10 says the driver “somehow smashed his is car right through an outer wall of the fast-food restaurant.” Wendy’s was closed, and nobody was hurt. See, this is what I had to deal with growing up: Constant worry that some idiot was going to ram into me with their car, even when I’m indoors. I could be in the middle of Best Buy (also in that shopping center) and I’m still worried somebody’s going to drive right into me.