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November 01, 2007

Also Reported: 100 Percent Of Public Stupid

Bush apparently beats aliens by around 16 points. I can't believe people are so freaking stupid. Obviously Bush being a good president is much less likely to be true than aliens living on earth.

More people do claim to have seen UFOs than are planning on voting for Dennis Kucinich in the Democratic primary -- at least in New Hampshire, the most important of all states -- though. Also beating Kucinich? Stephen Colbert.

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October 31, 2007

Presidential Candidates Discuss UFOs

Even though Mike Gravel was banned from last night's debate -- more on this later -- there was plenty of wackiness to go around. For example: This question about UFOs! Apparently Shirley MacLaine, the godmother of Dennis Kucinich's daughter, wrote in her new book Kucinich told her he saw a UFO.

Then Barack Obama refused to have any fun with Tim Russert although everybody laughed at him because he's good looking and charming. Hooray for democracy!

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October 30, 2007

Pennsylvania Hotbed Of The Paranormal

It isn't just Bigfoot who's been spotted in Pennsylvania. Now NASA has agreed to search for files related to a "fireball" that crashed near Kecksburg, Pennsylvania, in 1965.

On Dec. 9 of that year, people in North America saw a fireball cross the sky. It crashed near a town about 30 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, and the Air Force showed up and hauled a Volkswagen-sized object away from the site and told everybody not to worry about it, everything was under control.

As you might have guessed, such secrecy by the government only leads to more conspiracy theories and speculation that it's aliens or thetans or whatever. NASA complements this nicely by losing all the records related to the crash and claiming it was a Russian satellite, changing the story from years earlier.

NASA will now search for those lost records and tell us that it was actually a cow dropped from a helicopter or something.

NASA Will Re-Open Kecksburg UFO Files [Wired Science]
Kecksburg UFO Incident [Wikipedia]
Yesterday: Bigfoot Enthusiast Says Photo Is Bigfoot

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