February 22, 2008
Demons Still On Loose In Buxco
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Cops arrested one woman, according to the Inky's Larry King, but are on the lookout for, uh, demons. 40-year-old Sandralee Banks-Kastrup was arrested for vandalizing St. Michael the Archangel church, but cops want to round up more demons to burn at the stake or try for vandalism or whatever. No names, though:
In recalling his encounter with the purported "demons," [St. Mike's Pastor Fr. Michael] DiIorio said that it was not threatening, but that it came back to mind during the recent desecrations. "There was nothing remarkable in their dress or demeanor," DiIorio recalled. "I greet every person in church after the liturgy at the main door. They made themselves last in line."
When the two visitors reached him, he said, they told him that they wanted him to know "that they had moved into the area and that now they will be here." When DiIorio asked if they wanted to register with the parish, "they had no intention of doing so." Instead, he said, "they described themselves by names of demons. They didn't say 'Cheryl' or 'Samantha.' It was a demonic name."
DiIorio said police had told him not to provide further details, including the sex of the visitors. He did say one "would have been in her early 50s," while the second was younger. "They didn't use the generic term demon. We're using that to guard against evidence being contaminated," DiIorio said. "But they used a name that anyone would associate with demons."
Why, exactly, do the demons' names have to be confidential? What if I know them? I know a couple of demons, and I'm hoping they weren't involved. For instance, I've already cleared my demon friend Samantha.
Oh, yeah, and Archdiocese spokeswoman Donna Farrell said she didn't know of any link between the demonic visitors and the vandalism. Satan sells, I guess.
Ill-spirited acts haunt churches in Bucks [Inquirer]
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