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April 10, 2007

'Philadelphia Gay News' Lets Us Know The Drawbacks Of Playing A Character With The Same Name As You

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Stephen Colbert (character) [Wikipedia]
Does Stephen Colbert set off your gaydar? [Philadelphia Gay News]

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March 28, 2007

'Metro' Breaks Superman's Identity

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Dude, Chris. You're supposed to put the Superman garb under your button-down shirt. Otherwise what's the point of even having a secret identity?

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December 29, 2006

PWD People Of The Year: Eddie Dougherty

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For this, from Metro on May 1, at the height of the "gas is expensive" news cycle.

Eddie Dougherty, Retired Lumberjack

He is right, though. Gas prices should go down 18 percent. No, 25 percent.

Philadelphia Will Do People of the Year | The List So Far
Archives: Retired Lumberjacks Demand Lower Gas Prices

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December 13, 2006

'Metro' Debate Style: Hey, I Know That Guy!

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It's time for another edition of Metro Debate Style, where I take a look at the Temple students Metro interviews for their daily "Today's Debate" and assess the fashion sense all three interviewees have.

Today, surprisingly, seems to contain just one Temple student! Let's take a look at the three people who have their finger on the pulse of society today.

Gabriel Gilwa: Hey, wait a minute, I know that guy! It's Gabe! He works on the ad side at PW! And my back faces the sales side of the office! Hmm... probably best not to knock anyone who could sneak up behind me. And so, Gabriel Gilwa is wearing a fantastic pink shirt/jeans combination and a stylish jacket.

Ashley Angela: Ashley is rocking the half Michelin Man coat, always a nice look. But know who she pales in comparison to? Gabriel Gilwa, the most stylish man in Metro.

Evrton Lee: Everton is wearing a ... jacket of some sort. And a hat. However, he does have a good plan of putting more police officers on the street. Would it save our community like the plans of Gabriel Gilwa? I think not. I'd like to go on record now that I think crossing our fingers would be just as good, if not better, of a plan than "one gun a month."

Archives: Metro Debate Style

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November 09, 2006

'Metro' Debate Style: Uptown Man

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Today's Metro Debate Style is a bit truncated. Metro apparently redesigned the page again and now the debaters only get the bottom left hand side of the page. (At least today.)

But that doesn't stop this from being one of the better Metro debates in a long while. While finally having a debate piece without any Temple students, two of the three debaters do have their eyes closed. Let's hit the three of 'em.

Norman Sparrow: When his parents named him Norman Sparrow, I think it actually meant "our son is going to be an artist." I don't think there's any other profession someone with the name Norman Sparrow can have. (Okay, maybe pirate.) Sparrow also appears to not just have his eyes closed, but to be meditating. Awesome.

Brianne Donohue: These interviews were done either Tuesday or Wednesday. (Guess: Tuesday, since the question is non-specific.) Question: Was Tuesday an appropriate day to wear a leather jacket? Discuss.

Uptown Shizz Socks: Uptown Shizz Socks! Our security guard appears to not just have his eyes closed, but to have fallen asleep as well. On the plus side, when your name is Uptown Shizz Socks, you can sort of do whatever you want.

Search: "Uptown Shizz Socks" [Google]

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October 13, 2006

Person On The Street vs. Predator

Person on the street interview from this week's Philadelphia Gay News:

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After the jump, the best answer of the bunch.

Continue reading "Person On The Street vs. Predator"

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October 11, 2006

Pirates Of Broad Street

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Continue reading "Pirates Of Broad Street"

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October 02, 2006

Metro Debate (In Technicolor!)

I haven't done one of these in a while, but I figured now's a good a time as any to bring it back:

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Whoa. Clearly, the third guy has to be a hologram or a character from Tron. But I also appreciate bachelor number one leaning against the side of his little box.

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August 28, 2006

All Of God's Creatures, Especially The Disease-Carrying Mosquitos

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Yes, I was wondering when Metro was going to ask "Superstar" Billy Graham his opinions. It's long overdue.

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August 25, 2006

'Metro' Settles JBR Debate

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July 17, 2006

Revolutionary 'Metro' Debate

Today's Metro debate (click to enlarge):

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Something tells me Joseph Alameda has a side job besides his listed career as an illustrator. I just can't put my finger on why.

U.S. Editions [Metro]

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June 29, 2006

'Metro' Interviews Doogie Howser

Today's Metro debate:

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Wait, wait, wait. Can we zoom in on the upper right hand corner?

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Update: Can we talk about the guy in the middle, too? The national team? Guh? Did he confuse him with the guy from Italy who elbowed Brian McBride in the head?

Metro Philly
Archives: Metro

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May 26, 2006

'Gay News' Asks The Tough Questions

Metro may get the majority of the person-on-the-street mentions here, but for the best interviews, the Philadelphia Gay News might take the cake. Here's today's.

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Coming next week: If you could make one Monty Python character gay, which one would it be and why?

Street Talk: If you could be gay in another era, what would it be?

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May 18, 2006

It's Official: The National Guard On The Southern Border Is Just Depressing

Today's Metro debate:

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I don't know if sending troops to the border is the right idea, but I don't necessarily think they'll get depressed while they're down there. What's more amazing is our hungry friend managed to say the same answer as a guy yesterday!

Yesterday: Soldiers on Paxil Most Important Problem In Iraq War

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May 17, 2006

Soldiers on Paxil Most Important Problem In Iraq War

Today's Metro person on the street interview:

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Well, at least they didn't ask Tom Cruise his opinion.

Metro Philly

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May 10, 2006

Who Knows Where This Name-Changing Man Will Show Up Next?

Metro, "City Debate," May 10, 2006, pg. 2:

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Metro, "Today's Debate," May 10, 2006, pg. 14:

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Each day, Metro's person on the street interviews become more and more like The Onion's. Hey, they're both green.

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American Voices [The Onion]

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May 03, 2006

Metro Continues To Create Questions

Today's Metro debate:

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Okay, this is the second instance of dwarf head-patting (uh, the guy on the left) in the Metro. What gives, guys? Do youse just go around looking for normal-sized people hanging out with little people and then unfairly edit them out of the prestigious Today's Debate? For shame.

Metro

March 29: Philly PD To Make World's Largest Bong

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