February 09, 2006

Crooklyn

Have you ever moved? Sure you have. Moving is like the bane of my existence. Every time I've had to move, I've done it in a million pieces (fortunately, I'm usually moving from one section of Philly to another) and I almost never remember everything.

Usually, though, I have the help of my friends or even my parents. But, when I'm stuck, I try to move things by myself instead of taking the route people from Brooklyn did when moving to Upper Moreland (why you'd do this, I have no idea):

Man suspected in theft: A man brought from a street corner in Brooklyn, N.Y., to help a man move from Brooklyn to the 2500 block of Dorothy Drive on Jan. 30 is suspected of taking a leather portfolio containing two passports, a check for $12 and a bank passbook, police said.

There are so many questions: How was the drive down? Is this how things work in Brooklyn? Does moving from Brooklyn to Upper Moreland make these people seem stupider than hiring a man off a street corner to help them move? (Yes.) Will the man flee the country with the $12 he's stolen via his passports?

Police news [Doylestown Intelligencer]

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