April 25, 2008

Jayson Werth's Hot Mom

The Internet is abuzz over the attractiveness of Jayson Werth's mom, who cheered on her son yesterday (along with, for some reason, Digger Phelps) during the Phillies' game in Milwaukee. (The screencap doesn't really do her justice; she's no TV news anchor, but she's definitely a nice-looking woman.)

Werth's mom is Kim Schoenfield Werth; she's a former track star (11 flat in the 100 yard dash in high school!) and therefore naturally still looks pretty good at 50-plus. And, so, yes, Jayson Werth's family is full of good-looking athletes, probably all destined for millions of dollars playing sports.

Redlasso video of Werth's homer and his mom celebrating it after the jump.

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November 07, 2006

Patrick Murphy's Mom Remains Silent On Issues

One of my favorite campaign mailers this fall was addressed to my mom and I. Apparently, one of my old schools gave my (and my mom's) information to Mike Fitzpatrick's camp, who in turn gave it over to his mother.

Yes, my mom and I -- not, strangely, my dad, who (unlike me) still lives there -- got a letter from Mary Fitzpatrick telling us what a good Catholic boy he was, how he went to Egan and how he loooooooves unborn babies. Okay, Mary doesn't tell us that, but it's certainly the real theme of the letter. Yes, Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Murphy are both Catholic, but Murphy is pro-choice. Mary even includes a photocopied column from the Bucks County Courier Times telling us how bad a Catholic Patrick Murphy allegedly is.

Here's the kicker:

[Michael] has been there for me throughout my entire life. I am writing this letter to let him and everyone know I am there for him.

Awwwww. However, I think if I were running for U.S. Congress, my mom would write a nice attack letter herself and not just include a photocopied column from a newspaper attacking my opponent.

Full letter from Ms. Fitz after the jump.

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