Are You Really Surprised?

Hey, look! There’s everyone’s favorite john and peeping tom, Bruce Barclay, with his good buddy, Karl Rove. Yes, that means there is only one degree of separation between Barclay and President George W. Bush.

As usual, since the sex scandal is of the homosexual variety, Bruce Barclay is a Republican. Jim McGreevey appears to be the exception, not the rule, I think.

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Karl Rove In Midseason Form At Penn

Karl Rove spoke at Penn last night, and it seems he was about as truthful there as he was during his time in the White House:

These earlier travels were juxtaposed with Rove’s trip on Air Force One the morning of Sept. 11. After receiving word of the terrorist attacks, Bush and his staff got in the air “as fast as a 747 could.

Was that before or after George Bush won the 100 meter dash at the world championships?

Rove addresses U.S. politics [Daily Pennsylvanian]

Karl Rove To Address, Uh, Penn Kids

Hey, remember Karl Rove? You know, kinda chunky guy, balding, rapped with the creepy-looking guy from Who’s Line Is It Anyway? (at right), helped Bush into the White House and start the war and such? Well, he’s speaking at Penn next month.

Yes, Turd Blossom himself will be at the Irvine Auditorium on Feb. 20 as the “Social Planning and Events Committee Connaissance spring keynote speaker,” which is something Penn probably had when I went there but I never knew what it was, and still don’t. It’s amazing that the fall keynote speaker was someone who had actually done more damage to our country than Rove (Whoopi Goldberg).

Anyway, the head of the Penn Democrats is disappointed they didn’t bring in a speaker currently on the campaign trail, because that’s practical.

“He’s clearly very divisive, but it’s disappointing that he’s not Mitt Romney or Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton,” said Wharton junior and Penn Democrats President Clayton Robinson, who said he would be interested in attending the event.

Yes, the head of the Penn Democrats really wants Mitt Romney to come to Penn. Maybe he has some gold tablets he needs translated. Ha ha, gold tablets, Mitt Romney is a Mormon, get it?

White House ‘architect’ Karl Rove to speak at Penn [DP]