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Sometime between Sunday and Monday, the campaign office of Christian DiCicco was broken into by nefarious thieves who cut a phone line and stole some polling data and position papers. DiCicco’s campaign says that polling data that cost $24,000 was stolen as well.
Oh, and his campaign also says it was Johnny Doc. DiCicco’s people are angry that a flat screen TV and a $500 radio weren’t taken. Well! Looks like DiCicco has the election locked up, since he’s spending five hundred dollars on radios. It must be a radio that can hear the secret burglary plans of political rivals.
Johnny Doc spokesman Frank Keel says the campaign had nothing to do with it. (Basically, Johnny Doc is too smart to hire a guy to break in to a rival pol’s office that he could be connected to, so there’s no sense worrying about it anyway.)
DiCicco says it’s “voter intimidation.” Remember when Sam Katz was intimidated with a bomb? Yeah, come on, whoever broke in. Nowadays politicians do cocaine off the asses of prostitutes on live television. You’re going to have to do better than this to get our attention. How about some white guys with clipboards in dark suits?
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