February 26, 2008

Stern Gives Lane His Seal Of Approval

Alycia Lane is now a free woman, and she looks better on her left side than she does straight on. But still, she's a free woman, as Dan Gross and Michael Klein report in articles full of juicy backstory and descriptions like "demure in a black Moschino suit and matching Louboutin stilettos" (that's Klein, on Lane).

But by far the best report comes from Mighty Dan Gross, who chats it up with Howard Stern to get the King of All Media's report on Alycia Lane.

"She's hot...she has nice big titties... and is the best piece of ass Booker's ever had," Stern said of the former CBS3 anchor.. Lange chimed in that he had only met Lane for 10 seconds, but he had enough of a lasting impression that he was able to, we're paraphrasing here, fantasize about her while masturbating.

Thanks, Dan! I was wondering if Howard Stern thought Alycia Lane had big tits and if Artie Lange jerked off while thinking about her!

Oh, and Alycia Lane wants to go work for another station in Philly. Sounds good to me!

A liberated Lane aiming at CBS3 [Inquirer]
Booker's friend Howard Stern approves of Alycia [Phillygossip]
Alycia Lane: 'I'm so glad this is over' [Daily News]

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January 23, 2006

Ne'er-do-well-hung

Okay, time to admit: I kind of like Howard Stern. When I was little I used to sneakily read my dad's Stern books and I occasionally listened to him on the radio when I used to drive into work. (I alternated with NPR's Morning Edition. Yes, this makes no sense.)

Anyway, I didn't make the transition over to Sirius satellite radio; I'm not hardcore enough of a fan to pay $12 a month to listen to the same show I got for free for all of my life before, but Dan Gross reports today there was talk of CBS 3 sports anchor Beasley Reece last week. (That's Reece at left.)

Reece is not only a sports anchor, he's a former football player himself, spending 10 seasons in the NFL in the 70s and 80s. One of his teammates on the New York Giants was Roy Simmons, who came out in 1992. The Stern gang was asking him if there were any players he was attracted to, and, wouldn't you know, he named Beasley Reece. He also said that Reece had a perfect body and was very well-endowed.

Reece called in the next day to chat with the gang, and I'll let DG take it from here:

Reece called into Stern's show Friday because Stern had called him Thursday, but he didn't seem to know why Stern was calling. Reece said on the show that he was "very uncomfortable," when the topic of his endowment came up. "I assure you, I'm a normal human being. I don't know what he's talking about," Reece told Stern.

NB to Reece: When someone says you're well-endowed, don't tell anyone else otherwise.

Dan Gross | Reece to Stern: I'm normal [DN]
Bio: Beasley Reece [CBS 3]

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