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May 09, 2008

Gossip Girlfriend

Each week, my girlfriend and I plan to discuss Gossip Girl. No, really. It's going to be awesome, and posted on Tuesdays from now on.

Three weeks ago, my girlfriend came over to watch the return of Gossip Girl, which she has become taken with: She has been reading the books and has been nice enough to regale me with awesome young adult descriptions like "a publisher of lesser-known beat poets" and a passage about buying weed in Central Park -- clearly the only way for a rich kid to get drugs.

I was, of course, immediately taken with the show as well. These girls have more drama in one day of high school than I did in four years. (And I took two AP English classes!) They drink every night (I was straight edge), have tons of sex (I was a loser) and hire people to take their SATs for them (I never had any money). It's like Degrassi with richer and prettier people! If this doesn't prove to my girlfriend how awesome American capitalism is -- I think she's some sort of socialist -- then we'll just chalk her up as a lost cause.

And, so, yes, everyone (in New York, but whatever) writes about Gossip Girl online. Why not join the party? I know what you're thinking: Dan, you kinda do dumb things, what if you do a dumb thing to your girlfriend and she breaks up with you? If you know me that well, you should also know I never plan ahead.

After the jump, a few video clips and some thoughts from the two of us.

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Posted by D-Mac at 10:59 AM | Comments (13)