Validation That Your Life Sucks

Hey, are you miserable today? Sure, even if you’re on some legal mind-altering pills, you might still be a little down. Well now you have some validation from a magazine with annoying slideshows using a pointless index of miserableness: We’re the 5th most miserable city in America!

How miserable is Philly? The residents of the City of Brotherly Love once booed Santa Claus and pelted him with snowballs at an Eagles game. Maybe it’s the long commutes, violent crime and plethora of toxic waste sites that has people grumpy. Philadelphia scored in the top 20 in all three areas.

Zzzzzzzzz… oh, I’m sorry, I’ve read “booed Santa Claus” so many times that my brain automatically shuts down when I see it. Anyway, the most miserable city in the country is Detroit, and number three is Flint. Eat it, Michigan, we’re way better than you! Meanwhile, Forbes‘ plan to get people to write about them has worked again with another stupid list.

America’s Most Miserable Cities [Forbes]
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An Update On Terrell Owens

The Dallas police held a press conference a little over an hour ago to update the status of Terrell Owens. Or, really, just to release a statement and then walk away. The police said they didn’t know how the police report got out, that no one was being charged with anything, and that’s about it.

Owens’ publicist has disputed the facts of the police report, which stated that an officer asked T.O. if he was trying to harm himself and he responded, “Yes.” The Cowboys are holding a press conference later this afternoon.

The breaking news has brought out the jokers and the armchair psychiatrists. And some Dallas TV stations are interviewing the experts, like this story from WFAA-TV:

“This is stunning news; obviously and incredibly surprising that a man in this position would reach this level of depression,” said WFAA-TV sports director Dale Hansen. “There’s something terribly wrong here, and hopefully we’ll find out as the day goes on.”

“There’s something strange about his quote,” said Philadelphia Will Do blogger Daniel McQuade. “But I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

Update, 1:30 p.m.: T.O. is giving a press conference in front of his house in a few. If you want to follow this story, the Dallas Morning News’ blog isn’t bad. It also contains this:

“We will get the truth from the man himself,” said Deion Sanders. “He will tell the truth.”

Mystery surrounds T.O. illness [Star-Telegram]
Police report: Terrell Owens attempted suicide [WFAA-TV]

Money Can’t Buy Me Love

It’s almost as if depression is a mental illness unrelated to how much money one has! Who knew!

Having Too Much [6 ABC]

It’s Official: The National Guard On The Southern Border Is Just Depressing

I don’t know if sending troops to the border is the right idea, but I don’t necessarily think they’ll get depressed while they’re down there. What’s more amazing is our hungry friend managed to say the same answer as a guy yesterday!

Yesterday: Soldiers on Paxil Most Important Problem In Iraq War

Soldiers on Paxil Most Important Problem In Iraq War

Well, at least they didn’t ask Tom Cruise his opinion.

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