May 12, 2008

Jocelyn Kirsch Reaches Plea Agreement

The excellent, professional graphic at right from NBC 10 can only mean one thing: It's time for a hearing for Jocelyn Kirsch and Edward Anderton!

Sadly, though, Kirsch's lawyer has said she has reached a plea agreement, preventing us from witnessing the hilarity of a trial. But I suppose it's good for her and her family or whatever. The Associated Press reported Kirsch will plead guilty to "two counts of aggravated identity theft, one count of bank fraud and one count of money laundering."

The deal would include prison time. As we all know, prison is a perfectly easy way for rehabilitation and she will no doubt be a better person when she leaves. Or she'll have joined the Latin Kings.

Lawyer: Former Student, ID Fraud Suspect Signs Plea Deal [AP/NBC 10]

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December 06, 2007

Nobody Really Cares About Clyde

You know who I'm starting to feel bad for? Eddie Anderton. Yes, me and Eddie go way back to, earlier this week, when I wrote about his arrest being chronicled in the Daily News.

That's about the last anyone's heard of Anderton, who could probably have snuck out of the country by now. All anyone cares about is Jocelyn Kirsch, the 22-year-old Drexel student who, if you didn't notice, has tits. Yes, this is how the media works, people, you can complain about it but you must deal with it. I'm sort of at a tipping point where I'm ready to start feeling bad for her, simply because every sorority girl in the tri-state area is getting to bitch about her in print. Even anonymously sometimes. Hell, the girl from yesterday's Daily News is being sourced all over.

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December 05, 2007

Rittenhouse Grifters Story Continues To Spread

Hey, look at that, the Rittenhouse Grifters story is already all over the news. Basically, here's what the newspaper are running:

That's on Philly.com's front page now, and it links to this Daily News story. I figured I would join the rest of the media outlets in this city and simply use photos of this girl's tits. Hey, she's a hot 22 year old, it's what people actually care about. Lame, but at least I'm honest about it. Bikini photos, too! (We haven't even speculated on who she looks like yet. Somebody said "Erin O'Hearn," but that doesn't count.)

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December 03, 2007

'Bonnie & Clyde Of ID Fraud'

The Daily News ' Regina Medina has a great story today about a pair of alleged identity thieves. Penn grad Edward K. Anderton, 25, and Drexel student Jocelyn Kirsch, 22, allegedly stole the identities of their neighbors at a $3,000-a-month Center City condo.

They had the newest electronics and traveled around the world. But for some reason they also shopped at Ikea. Do we have a nickname? "Bonnie and Clyde of ID fraud." Thanks. Kirsch allegedly tried to pass a bad check in order to get hair extensions and threatened the person attempting to contact him.

Also, the pair used Penn's student newspaper as a resource:

After obtaining a search warrant, cops found three safe lock boxes in their apartment and confiscated $18,000 in cash, a Rolex watch, counterfeit Georgia state driver's licenses, credit cards in the names of neighbors, and a 2005 article from the Daily Pennsylvanian - Penn's newspaper - on "How to Spot Fake IDs."

Come to think of it, it looks like Anderton got a nose job or something. Or maybe he just lost weight.

Living Large [Daily News]

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