October 30, 2006
A Slightly More Competitive Ejaculate
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I don't know what it is about Faye Flam's column, but there's always some sort of unintentional hilarity. Is it because I have the maturity of a 12-year-old? I do, but I don't know if that explains it all. Could it just be that the way the Inquirer "has" to write about sex makes it funnier? Maybe. Could it just be an excuse to find something to make fun of in lieu of actual content? Certainly.
Anyway, In this week's column, Flam reviews the 1996 book Sperm Wars. Here's how she describes it:
Sperm Wars is aimed at those of us who have ever paused in mid-thrust to wonder what, exactly, we're doing.
Funny. Usually mid-thrust I'm repeating the 1993 Philadelphia Phillies regular season batting averages over and over in my head. ("Darren Daulton, .257; John Kruk, .316; Mickey Morandini, .247...)
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