April 21, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life

Photo via Brett Lieberman, Pennsyltucky Politics

Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)

When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.

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May 03, 2007

Dina Matos McGreevey's Awesome Ass

Trentonian columnist Jeff Edelstein, on Dina Matos McGreevey:

And I don’t know if this overstepping bounds, but facts are facts: She’s got a commendable can. A bountiful bottom. A terrific tush.

You see, people? The coverage here of Kerri-Lee Halkett, Alycia Lane, Erin O'Hearn and Barbaro could have been a lot worse.

‘Jersey Girl’ Dina: What’s not to like? [Trentonian]

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January 26, 2007

Prince Not Stopping In Kenzo During Philly Trip

Hurrah hurrah! The royal family -- not the hunk princes, but the ugly prince and his middle-aged wife -- is visiting Philadelphia this weekend.

Prince Charles is technically in America for an environmental award ceremony in -- where else? -- New York. (The prince also showed his strong commitment to environmentalism by reserving all of first class on his trip.) The Daily News' Catherine Lucey writes the two will visit the Liberty Bell, a Mural Arts Program ceremony, the Academy Ball tomorrow and the International House in West Philly. (Sadly, the prince won't be going to the International House of Pancakes.)

As for any big news happening to the prince while he's in Philadelphia, well, Camilla Tominey, royal editor for the Sunday Express, thinks it might be when Rod Stewart plays the Academy Ball:

"If Rod Stewart has a little chat with Camilla and pinches her ass, that would be great."

For the good of your country, Rod, please, please make this happen.

Welcoming the prince and the papers [Daily News]

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