July 02, 2008
Jocelyn Kirsch Headed To Jail, Etc., Etc.
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If you don't remember, Kirsch caused a storm all over BBSes about 30 years ago when she and her boyfriend (who?) were arrested for identity theft and related offenses. She was pretty cute and had a ridiculous body so everyone on the Internet kept searching for her. Newspapers and lazy bloggers picked up on this and posted a bunch about her.
Anyway, now she's going to prison and won't come out for a while. I guess this means this is the end of hearing about her for a few years, but I wouldn't want to make that bet. Still, there is a chance there won't be any more news on this until Kirsch agrees to pose for Playboy. Since the mag doesn't confirm or deny rumors of offering people money to pose nude, let's just go with this: Sources say Playboy has offered Kirsch $1 million to pose for the magazine! And, yes, I'm sure somebody's already made this joke. Eh. Whatever.
Update: Oh, she surrendered to authorities at around 1:30. Fun times.
Jocelyn Kirsch ordered to jail [Inquirer]
Posted by D-Mac on July 2, 2008 01:58 PM
Posted to Bonnie & Clyde
, Jocelyn Kirsch
, Made-Up Rumors
, Playboy
Damn I get out of prison, er I mean work tomorrow at 2PM; I would have love to photographed her. Guess she's gonna get lucky tonight.
Posted by: Philly Chit Chat at July 2, 2008 02:53 PM