June 13, 2008
Abridged Daily News Columnists
Christine Flowers: Grrar, I want the state to kill people for me!
Jill Porter: It's a heartwarming story, Father's Day edition!
Elmer Smith: The DRPA is going to raise tolls because it gives away all its money to stupid causes. Also, I like Elmer Smiths's censored tagline: "Send e-ma*l to sm*thel@ph*llynews.com or call 215-854-2512. For recent columns: http://go.ph*lly.com/sm*th."
Posted by D-Mac on June 13, 2008 09:34 AM
Posted to Christine Flowers
, Daily News
, Elmer Smith
, Jill Porter
Classic Flowers Money Quote:
"And, I confess, the thought of his having to look furtively over his shoulder for the rest of his days brings some pleasure."
Schadenfraude much? It's very becoming. No, really.
I am especially fond of an article that repeatedly mentions how death penalty proponents are not bloodthirsty savages while at the same time calling for execution - and torture if we can swing it! - of this guy with foodie-in-Stephen-Starr's-kitchen intensity.
Sorry, Christine, you fail at life.
Posted by: Dark Horse John at June 13, 2008 12:30 PM