May 01, 2008
Abridged Daily News Columnists
John Baer: This is about Fumo, but here's a great quote from State Sen. Anthony Williams: "I don't know the Amish and I don't hate them." What? You don't hate those puppy mill-owning jerks!
Ronnie Polaneczky: So this principal wants to hold a lunch for a bunch of schools, and other principals don't want to do it. Oh.
Stu Bykofsky: Hey, look, Stu has jumped on the "Islam is going to ruin America" bandwagon and the "I care what consenting adults do" bandwagon. Polygamy apparently goes hand-in-hand with child abuse according to Stu as well.
Michael Smerconish: Oh, Smerconish visits ol' Rick Mariano in prison. Oh, that's right, Mariano was dumb and abused his office illegally -- as opposed to abusing it legally, which most politicians do anyway -- and he's still in prison away from his family.
Posted by D-Mac on May 1, 2008 08:52 AM
Posted to Daily News
, John Baer
, Michael Smerconish
, Ronnie Polaneczky
, Stu Bykofsky
shorter Smerconish:
"Achhh, those were the days. Vat good times ve had. Dinner parties vit lovely ladies and gentlemen, singing und dancing. You know, not many people knew about it, but the Fuhrer vas a terrific dancer."
The Producers
Posted by: brendancalling at May 1, 2008 12:26 PM