April 28, 2008
Wells: Assume All Pro Athletes Are Gay
"In order to relieve the pressure on those in the closet, we should assume that all professional football players, without exception, are gay." That's ex-PW A&E editor Steven Wells in The Guardian. Aww, we miss you, Steven!
Posted by D-Mac on April 28, 2008 02:29 PM
Posted to England
, Soccer
, Steven Wells
Comments
Pro athletes don't care about poor people!
Posted by: friendlynerd at April 28, 2008 03:10 PM
You aren't fooling me. I know you're a Bush lover who probably taps his foot in airport bathroom stalls.
You're right, though, pro athletes are coddled and worshiped so much by society that they become selfish and care about nobody but themselves. They also tend to endorse Republican candidates, which is clear proof of their hatred for the poor, minorities, women and homosexuals. The government should raise their taxes so that they are actually useful to society instead of simply corrupting it.
Posted by: Jon at April 28, 2008 03:18 PM
You de realise that he's talking about proper football, what you might call "soccer", and not that bunch of drug addled mutants running about in Kevlar for ten seconds a time known as "American football" don't you?
Posted by: yank in london at April 29, 2008 02:49 PM
i peed my pants with lulz
Posted by: chrissmari at April 28, 2008 02:58 PM