April 21, 2008
Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
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Photo via Brett Lieberman, Pennsyltucky Politics
Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody's and Bump. What, no Uncle's?)
When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody's calling Chelsea unattractive now. "Chelsea, the gays love you," shouted one gay person. "We love your highlights -- you're gorgeous baby!" said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, "Maybe they're swingers." Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
But Chelsea Clinton was also sexually harassed by at least one person, and not just Christopher Murray, above in the photo, who said Chelsea "has got the body and ass of life."
"I grabbed her ass," shouted one woman, prompting surprised looks and laughter from Chelsea and campaign staff escorting her.
You grab that ass of life, girl!
Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton's ass.
Chelsea Clinton hits the gay bars in Philadelphia [Pennsyltucky Politics]
Meanwhile... [Independence Brawl]
Posted by D-Mac on April 21, 2008 09:16 AM
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Comments
I like the feeling of asses of life in my anus.
Posted by: Richard Simmons at April 21, 2008 10:57 AM
Yeah, I believe ex-Gawker editor Jesse Oxfeld got fired from his student newspaper in college for making a joke about Chelsea the secret service didn't like.
Posted by: dmac at April 21, 2008 11:45 AM
Forgot to mention he got elected by telling the FBI story over and over, including once in an intro web design (the internets for dummies or something) class. I didn't vote for him because of his non-issues based campaign but her still won.
He said the FBI asked his roommate if he was obsessed with Chelsea and had photos of her that he whacked off to or something.
Posted by: 207 at April 21, 2008 01:22 PM
I'm with Rush, she was ugly, and is "still" ugly.
Posted by: KansasGirl at April 21, 2008 10:28 PM
Does anyone have photos of Chelsea Clinton in a bikini?
Posted by: CCB at April 22, 2008 12:59 AM
One of my classmates in college got a visit from the FBI for sending an email to Bill asking for a date with Chelsea (he then got elected to some student government position or other).
Posted by: 207 at April 21, 2008 10:39 AM