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April 15, 2008

Alan Keyes Campaigns In Hazleton

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PW's Alli Katz notes that everyone's favorite presidential candidate, "Cowboy" Alan Keyes, is in Hazleton today to announce his presidential bid, even though he's already said he's running for president. But he's formally doing it in the city where the mayor hates illegal immigrants, just to show what a compassionate Christian he is.

Because third party candidates really have a shot at running the country, Keyes has left the Republican party and is now in the Constitution Party. What's Alan Keyes going to do as president? Oh, I dunno, declare a war on pornography.

I'm fond of reminding people that the meaning of the word "pornography" in its Greek root, pornos graphein, means to describe the harlot's work, to describe the business of the harlot.

He's fond of reminding people the root of pornography comes from the Greek for prostitution. A hit at parties! He is definitely getting my vote this November. There's a live video stream on his website; his speech is apparently at 8:30 tonight. Out late on a school night!

Finally, A Candidate We Can Get Behind [Independence Brawl]

Posted by D-Mac on April 15, 2008 12:29 PM
Posted to 2008 Presidential Election , Alan Keyes , Constitution Party , Watch Out, Obama!

Comments

Mom, dad's in the harlot again!

Posted by: Chelsea at April 15, 2008 01:50 PM

Alan Keyes is our last hope to save the America our fathers died in WWII to pass on to us. Do we really want to be owned by Arabs, Chinese and Indians intent on taking the companies that own all of the skilled jobs, American inventive patents and copyrights to those things that made our once powerful economy the envy of the world? Do we really want to be known as the American generation that passed on the empty shell of what was once the greatest economy in the world?

Posted by: Robert Drobot at April 15, 2008 07:40 PM

This is a defenite sucky piece. I am Christian and I am the son of a former illegal immigrant. TO label you wanting order in your community as hate, is the stupidest thing anyone can say. Especially when the debate has been framed as criminal versus racist. SAD that us Americans have fallen into this trap, instead of becoming the problem solvers that we are capable of becoming

Posted by: Timmy at April 15, 2008 07:49 PM

America's finer days are definitely behind us. Karma has finally come calling for over 100 years of criminal behavior with the Chimp.

Posted by: Oblagon at April 15, 2008 09:24 PM

Finally, A Candidate We Can Get Behind [Independence Brawl]

Posted by D-Mac on April 15, 2008 12:29 PM
Posted to 2008 Presidential Election , Alan Keyes , Constitution Party , Watch Out, Obama!


If I remember! Alan went up against Obama one time before! They are still looking for Alan body in Illinois!

Posted by: Max at April 15, 2008 09:34 PM

And beside. If nobody else going to stop imagrasion, then I will be voting for Allen Keys. I'm sick of them people coming to this country and not speaking the language good.

Posted by: Ivoryox at April 15, 2008 10:54 PM

"And beside. If nobody else going to stop imagrasion, [sic] then I will be voting for Allen Keys [sic]. I'm sick of them people coming to this country and not speaking the language good." Ivoryox

LMFAO!!! Pot meet kettle. People in glass houses...

Posted by: Old Hippy at April 16, 2008 08:00 AM

Illegal immigrants have a constitutional right to be in this country. You racists can't take that away from them.

Posted by: Nina Rivera at April 16, 2008 09:23 AM

Keyes is an embarassing joke. I'm surprised that anyone even gives him air or print time. Carpetbagging, hate-mongering loser. "Work of harlots," indeed. Perhaps he's referring to his own conception.

Posted by: mikeyd at April 16, 2008 09:25 AM

Good news! It's about time the wingnuts had their own Ralph Nader.

Posted by: Dr. Wu at April 16, 2008 10:17 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:37 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

He's the only one that I can understand that makes sense. When he speaks if you listen, he does not read a script, he does not stutter or stumble over his words, he is direct and commited to what he claims he stands for, the Constitution Of America. It seems to me that what you see is what you get. He has a sincere smile and willing to explain his reason in full and loves his country. I have followed him since the Anita Hill Trial and he was Presidential material then too, just sad that the American People can not understand his in depth speeches that he tries hard to convince folks just what America was built on, the Constitution. He is a man I respect for his preserverence and dedication. He was good enough for President Reagan he is god enough for me.

Posted by: Barb/Hope at April 17, 2008 01:38 AM

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