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March 31, 2008

Unfit For Command: Obama Bowls 37

Yesterday, Barack Obama continued his bus tour across Pennsylvania with a stop in Altoona, home of the creepiest mascot in sports. He didn't go to a Curve game, though; Obama went bowling!

And he bowled a 37. A 37! Some bowlers get as many points in one frame (30, for three consecutive strikes) as Barack Obama got in a game.

I'm not a good bowler, but we need our leaders to be the best in everything. What is Barack Obama going to do when Kim Jong-Il (an excellent golfer in his own right) calls him up at 3 a.m. and says he's going to nuke the planet unless Obama scores a 50 down at the Thunderbird Lanes?

Pennsylvania Sen. Bob Casey was somehow even worse, apparently.

Posted by D-Mac on March 31, 2008 11:51 AM
Posted to 2008 Pennsylvania Primary , Awful Athletic Performances , Barack Obama , Bob Casey , Bowling

Comments

the best i've ever bowled is an 18. This gives me hope that I too might become a token candidate for something cool one day.

Posted by: chrissmari at March 31, 2008 01:21 PM

"My girlfriend bowled over 37 pins."
"In a row?"

Posted by: dmac at March 31, 2008 01:22 PM

YOU MIGHT BE AN IDIOT:-)

If you think Barack Obama with little or no experience would be better than Hillary Clinton with 35 years experience.

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Obama with no experience can fix an economy on the verge of collapse better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) led the greatest economic expansion, and prosperity in American history.

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Obama with no experience fighting for universal health care can get it for you better than Hillary Clinton. Who anticipated this current health care crisis back in 1993, and fought a pitched battle against overwhelming odds to get universal health care for all the American people.

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Obama with no experience can manage, and get us out of two wars better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) went to war only when he was convinced that he absolutely had to. Then completed the mission in record time against a nuclear power. AND DID NOT LOSE THE LIFE OF A SINGLE AMERICAN SOLDIER. NOT ONE!

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Obama with no experience saving the environment is better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) left office with the greatest amount of environmental cleanup, and protections in American history.

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Obama with little or no education experience is better than Hillary Clinton. Whose ;-) husband (Bill Clinton) made higher education affordable for every American. And created higher job demand and starting salary's than they had ever been before or since.

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Obama with no experience will be better than Hillary Clinton who spent 8 years at the right hand of President Bill Clinton. Who is already on record as one of the greatest Presidents in American history.

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that you can change the way Washington works with pretty speeches from Obama, rather than with the experience, and political expertise of two master politicians ON YOUR SIDE like Hillary and Bill Clinton..

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think all those Republicans voting for Obama in the Democratic primaries, and caucuses are doing so because they think he is a stronger Democratic candidate than Hillary Clinton. :-)

Best regards

jacksmith...

Posted by: jacksmith at March 31, 2008 03:10 PM

DON'T BE DUPED !!!

Large numbers of Republicans have been voting for Barack Obama in the DEMOCRATIC primaries, and caucuses from early on. Because they feel he would be a weaker opponent against John McCain. And because they feel that a Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ticket would be unbeatable. And also because with a Clinton and Obama ticket you are almost 100% certain to get quality, affordable universal health care very soon.

But first, all of you have to make certain that Hillary Clinton takes the democratic nomination and then the Whitehouse. NOW! is the time. THIS! is the moment you have all been working, and waiting for. You can do this America. "Carpe diem" (harvest the day).

I think Hillary Clinton see's a beautiful world of plenty for all. She is a woman, and a mother. And it's time America. Do this for your-selves, and your children's future. You will have to work together on this and be aggressive, relentless, and creative. Americans face an even worse catastrophe ahead than the one you are living through now.

You see, the medical and insurance industry mostly support the republicans with the money they ripped off from you. And they don't want you to have quality, affordable universal health care. They want to be able to continue to rip you off, and kill you and your children by continuing to deny you life saving medical care that you have already paid for. So they can continue to make more immoral profits for them-selves.

Hillary Clinton has actually won by much larger margins than the vote totals showed. And lost by much smaller vote margins than the vote totals showed. Her delegate count is actually much higher than it shows. And higher than Obama's. She also leads in the electoral college numbers that you must win to become President in the November national election. HILLARY CLINTON IS ALREADY THE TRUE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE!

As much as 30% of Obama's primary, and caucus votes are Republicans trying to choose the weakest democratic candidate for McCain to run against. These Republicans have been gaming the caucuses where it is easier to vote cheat. This is why Obama has not been able to win the BIG! states primaries. Even with Republican vote cheating help.

Hillary Clinton has been out manned, out gunned, and out spent 2 and 3 to 1. Yet Obama has only been able to manage a very tenuous, and questionable tie with Hillary Clinton.

If Obama is the democratic nominee for the national election in November he will be slaughtered. Because the Republican vote cheating help will suddenly evaporate. All of this vote fraud and republican manipulation has made Obama falsely look like a much stronger candidate than he really is. YOUNG PEOPLE. DON'T BE DUPED! Think about it. You have the most to lose.

The democratic party needs to fix this outrage. I suggest a Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama ticket. Everyone needs to throw all your support to Hillary Clinton NOW! So you can end this outrage against YOU the voter, and against democracy.

I think Barack Obama has a once in a life time chance to make the ultimate historic gesture for unity, and change in America by accepting Hillary Clinton's offer as running mate. Such an act now would for ever seal Barack Obama's place at the top of the list of Americas all time great leaders, and unifiers for all of history.

The democratic party, and the super-delegates have a decision to make. Are the democrats, and the democratic party going to choose the DEMOCRATIC party nominee to fight for the American people. Or are the republicans going to choose the DEMOCRATIC party nominee through vote fraud, and gaming the DEMOCRATIC party primaries, and caucuses.

Fortunately the Clinton's have been able to hold on against this fraudulent outrage with those repeated dramatic comebacks of Hillary Clinton's. Only the Clinton's are that resourceful, and strong. Hillary Clinton is your NOMINEE. They are the best I have ever seen.

"This is not a game" (Hillary Clinton)

Sincerely

jacksmith...

Posted by: jacksmith at March 31, 2008 03:12 PM

I like the feeling of bowling pins in my anus.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at March 31, 2008 04:48 PM


Continuing along your theme, jack,

If you don't know that Barack Obama actually has more legislative experience than Hillary, and you think that the experience of the First Lady, be it of Arkansas or the US, even comes close to experience that is necessary for being president ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you believe that Bill Clinton's record can be transferred to Hillary, who didn't even have the security clearance to sit in on most important meetings ... knowing that spouses can often be very different, and that while Bill was raised in a working class family, Hillary was raised as an elitist republican ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you believe that the woman who lost her fight for Universal Healthcare, only to give in to the insurance companies demands of including them in the decisions, and even now mandating that every citizen pay to these companies be it subsidized (tax money) or not, is somehow the person to bring us universal healthcare this time around ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that a woman who had made over a hundred million dollars over the last five years, and has spent her whole life, following her republican upbringing, living in the governor's mansion, then the white house, then in great wealth, can relate to the working class better than a man who worked as a civil rights attorney and a community organizer on the streets of Chicago ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Hillary Clinton is a person you can trust after she praised NAFTA on record, including in video taped speeches, and in her best selling book, only to bash it when it turned out to be a sore topic during the Ohio primary ... voted for the credit cap but "hoped it wouldn't pass" ... and lied about Bosnia sniper fire as well as other "first lady duties" while Bill was in office ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you think that Hillary Clinton, who blindly voted for the war, following the sentiment of the crowd is better suited to face McCain on the subject and end the war than the man who came out publicly against the war when it wasn't a popular sentiment, because he had thought it through and followed good judgement rather than mass hysteria ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you believe that Rush Limbaugh, the voice of the extreme right, is convincing his listeners to register as a Democrat and vote for Hillary because he thinks that she will be strongest against McCain ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

If you believe that the average voter knows more about these candidates from their public personas than the most respected leaders of the Democratic party, including Kennedy, Kerry, Dodd and Richardson, who know the candidates and who all support Barack Obama ...

You Might Be An Idiot!

Posted by: DC at April 10, 2008 04:14 AM

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