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March 07, 2008

Rudy To Be Jersey's Next U.S. Senator

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Rudy Giuliani may have lost his bid for the presidency when he forgot to campaign at all and forgot to win any primaries, but don't count this young upstart kid out yet! GOP bigwigs in New Jersey are at least considering recruiting Rudy Giuliani to run for U.S. Senate!

The N.J. Republican party doesn't have a good enough candidate to run against current Sen. Frank "Secaucus Junction" Lautenberg; apparently Rudy would be a good choice since he mighta won New Jersey on Tsunami Tuesday.

He's expected to run on his platform of xenophobic cheesesteaks and a 9/11 every Tuesday.

GOP Chairman calls on Giuliani to enter U.S. Senate race vs. Lautenberg [PolitickerNJ.com]
9/11 To Run For Senate? [Wonkette]

Posted by D-Mac on March 7, 2008 12:57 PM
Posted to 2008 New Jersey Senate Race , 2008 Senate Races , Amazing Schemes , Frank Lautenberg , New Jersey , Rudy Giuliani , Secaucus Junction

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