March 03, 2008
Comments Are Back; Ron Paul Returns!
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One assassin told pollsters that he is still hopeful that Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) will be elected in November. However, even if Paul fails to win the presidency, the respondent fully intends to carry out his plans to stab Paul to death in December.
Ha ha! Get ready, Onion, for the inevitable hate mail and online columns denouncing you.
Posted by D-Mac on March 3, 2008 02:41 PM
Posted to Assassinations
, Ron Paul
, The Onion