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March 27, 2008

Chelsea Clinton Lies, Too

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Much like her lyin' mother, it appears Chelsea Clinton's appearance at Woody's (above, and all over El Internet) is a fraud. Alli Katz IMed to me that the flier is a big giant fat lie as the campaign says Chelsea Clinton won't be at Woody's.

Aww, major bummer! It's okay, though, if you as much as think about Chelsea Clinton the Secret Service gets your fired from your job, so it's probably best to just stay away.

Update: Couple IMs and emails say it's definitely on and OMG Chelsea is soooo going to be at Woody's and blah blah blah.

Chelsea Only Maybe Hanging Out With the Gays [Independence Brawl]

Posted by D-Mac on March 27, 2008 12:52 PM
Posted to Chelsea Clinton , The Internet , Woody's

Comments

I just saw Chelsea Clinton at Woody's. She was charming. I guess someone lied to you.

Posted by: Jim at March 27, 2008 10:26 PM

I work at Woody's as a bartender. Chelsea Clinton was without question...amazing!!!
After her visit I am sure Chelsea convinced those undecided voters that Hillary is the right person to elect for our next president.

Posted by: Patrick at March 28, 2008 01:56 PM

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