February 29, 2008

Demons! Well, Okay, Not Demons

Ahh, remember how the all the local media reports on the church vandalism in Bucks County were about how a pair of "demons" showed up at a church. The police wouldn't even report the demons' names so as not to taint the investigation.

Anyway, it looks like it was just a bunch of stupid kids! Everyone already knew this anyway, but it's more fun to write about demons and devils and whatever other shit was printed.

Four kids from Falls were arrested for allegedly vandalizing Our Lady of Perpetual Help Church earlier this month. There was also graffiti all over the area, but, you know, demons. Oh, and when one of the kids parents apologized the church was all like "OMGWTFHOWDAREYOU!!"

“He's not a demon. He's not a monster. This was not a hate crime,” Klein said. “He's a smart kid who made a stupid mistake.” Klein said the vandalism had nothing to do with religion. He said Stetson's parents are “mortified” but standing behind their son.

“Harry has never even tagged [done graffiti] before,” Klein said. “He bowed to peer pressure that night. He's very sorry and willing to scrub it off if the church will let him.” It's too late for that, said Kay McFarland, a spokeswoman for the parish.

“We took care of that already. We're not going to let that kind of hatred and dirt stay on our statues. Come on, we weren't going to leave that on our church,” she said.

Let's just throw these stupid kids in jail for 30 years so they can be in prison with the rest of us. DEMONS!

Teens charged with church vandalism [Bucks County Courier Times]

Posted by D-Mac on February 29, 2008 11:07 AM
Posted to Arrests , Bucks County , Demons , Graffiti , Vandalism