January 21, 2008
Ryan Priests Sad To Have Competition
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(This is when someone annoying on the Internet comes up and points out accused molestor and former president of Archbisop Ryan Rev. Charles Newman is an ephebophile. This is when I tell that person to shut up. I only care about semantic differences where it's important, like the one between an end around and a reverse.)
Perhaps it's kind of clear Archbishop Ryan might not have the healthiest attitude toward sex. So who do they bring in to teach the kids sex-ed? Why, noted sex experts Golden Girl from Power 99 and Colby Cole from 100.3 The Beat! What, Angelo Cataldi wasn't available?
As you no doubt guessed, the brass at Archbishop Ryan is apparently, allegedly still as clueless now as they were when they were letting the guy in charge of the school fuck boys. And they got all angry about the kids being taught about STDs and other, uh, facts.
But before the week was over, top administrators at Archbishop Ryan reviewed the film - presented by the Philadelphia Department of Public Health as a way to start off the discussion - and decided the film went too far.
The archdiocese now says the film gives students a message that contradicts the teachings of the Catholic Church.
"There is a statement in the video that if you are going to be sexually active, you should use protection, and that is contrary to what we are teaching our young people," Donna Farrell, spokeswoman for the archdiocese, said Friday.
"Abstinence and only abstinence is the only option," for Archbishop Ryan students, said Michael J. McArdle, the president of Archbishop Ryan.
Unless you're, uh, a priest and the president of Archbishop Ryan. Now, how does the church feel about sex with robots?
Carnal Knowledge: Sex with robots? Soon, he predicts [Inquirer]
Archbishop Ryan High pulls plug on STD film [Daily News]
[Image via Some Actual Elected Official]
Posted by D-Mac on January 21, 2008 11:30 AM
Posted to Archbishop Ryan
, Catholicism
, Charles Newman
, Sex Ed
, WTF
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Posted by: Jessica at January 28, 2008 12:19 PM
We parents can't sit in the lobby and wait for our children at CCD unless we have an official nametag and clearance from completion of a program called "Protecting God's Children'. This program was started following the release of information about the 63 priests who violated children over 60 years with silence. Just put parents put through the hoops for the sins of the priests.
Pro-life at the high school level may be expressed with a baby shower for the expectant female student.
Posted by: Dutchess at January 21, 2008 10:05 PM