Karl Rove To Address, Uh, Penn Kids

Hey, remember Karl Rove? You know, kinda chunky guy, balding, rapped with the creepy-looking guy from Who’s Line Is It Anyway? (at right), helped Bush into the White House and start the war and such? Well, he’s speaking at Penn next month.

Yes, Turd Blossom himself will be at the Irvine Auditorium on Feb. 20 as the “Social Planning and Events Committee Connaissance spring keynote speaker,” which is something Penn probably had when I went there but I never knew what it was, and still don’t. It’s amazing that the fall keynote speaker was someone who had actually done more damage to our country than Rove (Whoopi Goldberg).

Anyway, the head of the Penn Democrats is disappointed they didn’t bring in a speaker currently on the campaign trail, because that’s practical.

“He’s clearly very divisive, but it’s disappointing that he’s not Mitt Romney or Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton,” said Wharton junior and Penn Democrats President Clayton Robinson, who said he would be interested in attending the event.

Yes, the head of the Penn Democrats really wants Mitt Romney to come to Penn. Maybe he has some gold tablets he needs translated. Ha ha, gold tablets, Mitt Romney is a Mormon, get it?

White House ‘architect’ Karl Rove to speak at Penn [DP]