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January 24, 2008

Drug Problem Eliminated By Hershey

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Rejoice, Americans! A loosely-affiliated coalition of newspaper columnists, corrupt drug prohibitionists and other various annoying people have finally succeeded in outlawing Hershey's Jill Porter brand crack cocaine mints, as the company announced for some reason today it wasn't making any more. Don't worry, these people will most certainly take credit for Hershey's 65% fourth-quarter profit drop.

Even though that had already been decided, I thought, Porter's crack cocaine mints are now officially done for as Hershey's CEO announced on a conference call they wouldn't be made ever again. So now these things-look-like-drugs people can turn their attention to oregano and chalk, and these mints that somehow "glorify the drug trade" will no longer terrorize our communities.

I'm sure the narcotics officers are gleeful. Now they can breathe easy and go back to arresting black people like they usually do!

Hershey Pulls Mints That Look Like Illegal Drugs [Fox News]

Posted by D-Mac on January 24, 2008 01:57 PM
Posted to Crack Mints , Drug Prohibition , Drugs , Hershey's , Jill Porter

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Comments

Now if Hersehey's could only stop selling the candle wax they say is chocolate.

Posted by: R. M. at January 24, 2008 02:56 PM

the man at the 24/7 19th and Arch is well pissed at this development.

Posted by: chrissmari at January 24, 2008 03:27 PM

http://tinyurl.com/2mboxo

Just in case anyone was jonesing

Posted by: Schuyler at January 24, 2008 04:41 PM

http://tinyurl.com/326nsl

hehe, being sold by the same guy. Maybe they were right, man, maybe they were right...

Posted by: schuyler at January 24, 2008 04:43 PM

holy crap i broke your comments!

Posted by: Anonymous at January 24, 2008 04:44 PM