Search Archives

Philadelphia Weekly

 

 

 

 

 

Advertise in Philadelphia!

« Alycia Lane Has A Lawyer | Main | Philly-Area Nerds Drop Ball »

January 07, 2008

Alycia Lane Takes A Fucking Hyke

ALYCIAshop
Sob! Yes, as you've no doubt already heard -- sorry, I was in a meeting! -- Alycia Lane is gone from CBS 3. Here's the statement.

After assessing the overall impact of a series of incidents resulting from judgments she has made, we have concluded that it would be impossible for Alycia to continue to report the news as she, herself, has become the focus of so many news stories. We wish to make clear that we are not prejudging the outcome of the criminal case against Alycia that is pending in New York. We understand that Alycia expects to be fully vindicated in that proceeding. We hope that is the case and we wish her the best in all her future endeavors.

So, basically, she got her boobs into the news too much and so she got fired.

Dan Gross has the statement from Lane's lawyer.

We have learned today that KYW-TV (Channel 3) has unilaterally terminated Alycia Lane's employment. The conduct of KYW-TV is contrary to the terms of her Employment Contract which has many additional years remaining. The termination comes at a time when there has been absolutely no determination that Alycia is guilty of any wrongful conduct, and after KYW-TV has aired her categorical denial of the alleged charge that is pending against her. The termination is unfair because Alycia has never had an opportunity to defend against this charge, and tell her side of the story publicly, before KYW-TV has taken this unusual and unwarranted step to terminate her employment. Obviously, on the advice of counsel, Alycia cannot talk about these matters because of the matter that is pending in New York.

Bla bla bla bla wrongful termination suit probably. Bye, Alycia! We will all miss you, especially lesbian law enforcement officers. And NB to CBS 3: Might have wanted to do this during a Friday news dump, since, uh, Monday afternoon is pretty much the time when it's going to get the most coverage. What, you think me and the Daily News are going to be writing about the New Hampshire primary tomorrow? Please.

Posted by D-Mac on January 7, 2008 05:10 PM
Posted to Alycia Lane , CBS 3

Trackback Pings

TrackBack URL for this entry:
https://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/6900

Comments

I love the big boobs chick!

Posted by: Anonymous at January 8, 2008 12:16 AM

Forget Alicia Lane, why is Nellie from Little House on the Prairie hanging out with Eddie?

Posted by: That Blue Yak at January 9, 2008 10:16 AM