December 27, 2007
Street's Last Act To Whip City Into Shape
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You may remember John Street as the guy who's in actual shape and who takes care of himself, unlike a previous mayor who shall remain nameless. Street got the city out of the pointless #1 spot in Men's Health's fattest cities list, and now he's doing belated Christmas caroling.
"On the twelth day of Christmas, the Mayor gave to me, 12 celebrations, 11 bikin' buddies, 10 acts of kindness, 9 sunlight minutes, 8 tips on eating, 7 hours of resting, 6 lung expansions, 5 super greens, 4 luscious fruits, 3 action workouts, 2 water jugs, and a health plan, en-tire-ly FREE!"
Whee. Now that's a convincing list to get you into shape.
Posted by D-Mac on December 27, 2007 01:14 PM
Posted to Christmas
, Fitness
, John Street
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Funny, I read bikin' as bikini.
Posted by: ALB at December 27, 2007 03:41 PM
that's interesting, because we read bikin' as a balanced budget and robust economy, as envisioned and ultimately achievable only the adoption of a standard as gold as the codpiece that is currently cradling us.
Posted by: dr. paul's balls at December 27, 2007 04:34 PM
Go figure, and I read bikin' as fucking taxpayers in the ass.
Posted by: MBC Penis at December 27, 2007 05:41 PM
Bikin', bilkin', whateva.
Posted by: HIG at December 27, 2007 06:43 PM
You know, I was thinking: Even though the 12 days of Christmas are, um, after Christmas, does anyone sing that song AFTER the holiday?
Posted by: dmac at December 27, 2007 09:46 PM
I do, if it'll get me elected.
Posted by: RPP at December 28, 2007 03:01 AM
i read bikin' as chitlin' because i'm racist
Posted by: chrissmari at December 27, 2007 02:41 PM