December 05, 2007
Rittenhouse Grifters Story Continues To Spread
Hey, look at that, the Rittenhouse Grifters story is already all over the news. Basically, here's what the newspaper are running:
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That's on Philly.com's front page now, and it links to this Daily News story. I figured I would join the rest of the media outlets in this city and simply use photos of this girl's tits. Hey, she's a hot 22 year old, it's what people actually care about. Lame, but at least I'm honest about it. Bikini photos, too! (We haven't even speculated on who she looks like yet. Somebody said "Erin O'Hearn," but that doesn't count.)
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Yeah, see? This is what it's all going to be. Can the trial be on TV?
Anyway, yeah, like it or not, this is what you're going to be seeing for the next couple days, and what better way to deal with this than celebrate it and get more Internet traffic. The Inquirer goes serious with, "Couple out on bail, neighbors nervous" About what?! A detective said, "They find it very disturbing and unsettling that the thieves are still in their midst." Anyway, that means: Edward Anderton and Jocelyn Kirsch can be reading all this shit about them on the Internet! Um, hi.
Also: this photo, which I moved to abov
The Party's Over [Daily News]
Couple out on bail, neighbors nervous [Inquirer]
Posted by D-Mac on December 5, 2007 08:45 AM
Posted to Bonnie & Clyde of ID Fraud
, Breasts
, Edward Anderton
, Jocelyn Kirsch
, Media Madness
, Rittenhouse Grifters
, WTF
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Comments
with a baseball bat... she looks like she's got teh Aids
Posted by: chrissmari at December 5, 2007 10:08 AM
id fuck her
Posted by: Anonymous at December 5, 2007 11:00 AM
you hit it and you'd get god knows what....I used to be friends with jocelyn...trust me, you want to stay far away from that
Posted by: anonymous at December 5, 2007 01:12 PM
I used to be good friends with jocelyn...trust me, you want to stay far away from that. And the boobs are fake, her dad did them. And her nose.
Posted by: anonymous at December 5, 2007 01:15 PM
She'll be VERY popular in ladies' prison.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 5, 2007 02:37 PM
her Dad did her boobs? Yuck. Who does that on their daughter? Nasty. Oh, and unless I'm seeing things, I think there's some nip showing in the second photo. Maybe the water was cold.
Posted by: anonymous at December 5, 2007 04:27 PM
And her feet are dirty. What's up with that?
Posted by: anonymous at December 5, 2007 04:51 PM
I swam with this guy back in the day and I always knew he was a sleeze. He was also not that well off as they are saying on the news. He would always bring his own food on trips when everyone else would go out and eat and have fun.
I used to think he was smart, turns out he is retarded and has bad chest hair.
Posted by: Big T at December 5, 2007 11:53 PM
Is this some kind of bust?
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I'd do her boobs, too. That would keep me from getting whatever infectious disease she has.
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