December 06, 2007
Nobody Really Cares About Clyde
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That's about the last anyone's heard of Anderton, who could probably have snuck out of the country by now. All anyone cares about is Jocelyn Kirsch, the 22-year-old Drexel student who, if you didn't notice, has tits. Yes, this is how the media works, people, you can complain about it but you must deal with it. I'm sort of at a tipping point where I'm ready to start feeling bad for her, simply because every sorority girl in the tri-state area is getting to bitch about her in print. Even anonymously sometimes. Hell, the girl from yesterday's Daily News is being sourced all over.
The Daily News, yesterday.
"This is a great day. I've been laughing so hard," said Ian Jacobson earlier this week. His best friend dated Kirsch, whom he called "very conniving. She kind of just stuck her claws into my friend and twisted his perception of things." [...]
A Facebook group called "SHE GOIN' TO JAAAAAAAAIL!!!! (and THAT'S hilarious)" was formed a few hours after the Daily News exclusive hit the stands on Monday. Kirsch's fellow Drexel University students and others vent their "I told you so's" and post altered humorous photos of Kirsch's much-talked about mug shot. One image has her sporting a Santa cap and, in a take on the Amy Winehouse song "Rehab," the caption next to her reads "They tried to make me go to prison but i said ho, ho, ho."
You could also say now everyone now knows her boobs are fake, but, uh, everyone could already tell that. I'm gonna catch up on the rest of this later. I can only take so much.
Posted by D-Mac on December 6, 2007 10:02 AM
Posted to Bonnie & Clyde of ID Fraud
, Edward Anderton
, Jocelyn Kirsch
, Rittenhouse Grifters
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Comments
Clyde can eat a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 6, 2007 11:13 AM
Guilty. Fixed the typo. (But created another one, fixing that now...)
Posted by: dmac at December 6, 2007 11:18 AM
Not everyone is coming out, some people have more tact
Posted by: Anonymous at December 6, 2007 11:33 AM
she is hot!!!!!!!!! she hypnotized him with her goods. the only goods that were really hers
Posted by: shel at December 6, 2007 12:31 PM
Well female criminals always seem to be more interesting - or at least the media works out that way. Plus girls like to gossip about eachother. And add to that the fact that supposedly this girl was a complete bitch and it just gets even juicier. Now she's the overprivilidged, bitchy, beautiful, prom queen type that we all love to hate. She's the Paris Hilton of identity theft!
Posted by: Beth at December 6, 2007 01:08 PM
Oh, and p.s. if you hadn't heard this already (which you likely have) her boobs were (allegedly)sent to her by her plastic surgeon father as a Christmas gift. Ha.
Posted by: Beth at December 6, 2007 01:11 PM
Posted by: mikedee at December 6, 2007 01:31 PM
I also enjoy the fact that she apparently wanted to be a goodwill ambassador - How ironic...
I can't wait for the made for TV movie!
Posted by: Beth at December 6, 2007 05:55 PM
I'm waiting for Larry Flynt to offer her $1 million to pose nude in Playboy
Posted by: Sam Katz at December 6, 2007 06:22 PM
I'm waiting for Larry Flynt to offer her $1 million to pose nude in Playboy
Posted by: Sam Katz at December 6, 2007 06:22 PM
Larry Flynt would be pretty fucking retarded to offer her $1 million to pose in Playboy, since he's the publisher of Hustler.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 6, 2007 06:34 PM
A honest mistake on my part. My position still stands though
Posted by: Sam Katz at December 6, 2007 07:10 PM
I'll be releasing the sex tape later today.
Posted by: mikedee at December 7, 2007 10:58 AM
I don't feel sorry for her at all.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 7, 2007 12:40 PM
That Craigslist posting for "Jocelyn from Drexel" that somebody linked by Beth above is a prank perpetrated by MikeDee.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 7, 2007 07:49 PM
Oops, curse my sloppy editing. I meant to say that the Craigslist posting linked by Beth is MikeDee's idea of a fun day to spend the day at work. He wiled away several happy hours on the clock trying to convince curious reporters that he was for real.
Posted by: Anonymous at December 7, 2007 08:21 PM
Oh, look, now he's even lying to his own friends about getting a meeting with a reporter:
http://www.phantasytour.com/bisco/boards_thread.cgi?threadID=1472047
Posted by: Anonymous at December 8, 2007 10:28 AM
"That's about the last anyone's heard of Kirsch..."
I think you meant Anderton. See, even YOU are blinded by her tits!
Posted by: Anonymous at December 6, 2007 11:12 AM