December 12, 2007
Kid At Airport Not Terrorist At All
Remember the kid who pushed a "do not press" button and spread foam all over the Northeast Airport? Turns out he was framed:
Well, a 10-year-old is now off the hook. He was initially blamed for making this mess by mashing an emergency button. But, turns out a portable heat source used for cooking, somehow set off the fire extinguishers.
So, the kid was basically the convenient scapegoat. I hear he's the one who got us into the Iraq War, too.
Posted by D-Mac on December 12, 2007 03:54 PM
Posted to Northeast Philadelphia Airport
, Northeast Philly
, Scapegoats
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Comments
That kid is the reason I'm stuck in a dead-end job and have little-to-no prospects professionally and socially.
Posted by: Mike at December 13, 2007 08:35 AM
He's totally to blame for global warming, as well.
Posted by: Lynn at December 13, 2007 12:08 AM