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December 26, 2007

Alleged Perv Priest Apparently Found Me Ugly

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Oh, yeah, that priest from Ryan who allegedly stole $900k and molested three students? I was an altar boy for him.

I don't actually remember much about the priest, Rev. Charles Newman, who was president of Archbishop Ryan High School and said mass at my parish, St. Martha. He actually never said much to us; everybody went to his masses because he said them fast.

Anyway, yeah, so: The alleged molester priest did not molest me. Hooray! NBC 10 has the Archdiocese of Philadelphia's statement on the issue; they confirm the abuse took place, pretty much.

Posted by D-Mac on December 26, 2007 04:08 PM
Posted to Archdiocese , Catholicism , Priests , Sex Crimes

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"He actually never said much to us; everybody went to his masses because he said fast masses."

ahh the wonders of coke....

Posted by: Joe at December 26, 2007 04:53 PM

Whoops, my edit messed up your quote of me. Alas.

Posted by: dmac at December 26, 2007 05:06 PM

"I don't actually remember much about the priest"

Because you blocked out all the pervy memories.

Posted by: Rob I. at December 26, 2007 05:41 PM

You don't remember much because he swallows, and you like it, and he's got copies of Alycia Lane in a bikini, when she was 5.

Posted by: EastChestnut at December 26, 2007 06:40 PM

I nominate EastChestnut for most fucked up comment of the year.

Posted by: mike at December 27, 2007 12:17 PM