November 30, 2007
Boy, It's Almost Impossible To Tell Them Apart
I was going to write some words about Jill Porter's Daily News column today column about how new breath mints "look uncannily like tiny heat-sealed bags of cocaine, crack, heroin or any other powdered drug." But then I decided the photos the Daily News ran with the story told it all.
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Okay, here's a couple words, because there is one line that's just so great.
What if a drug dealer mixed some in with real street drugs and sold them to an unsuspecting buyer - who retaliated with a spray of bullets?
Because, you know, before Hershey came around there was absolutely no way anyone could produce fake drugs.
Posted by D-Mac on November 30, 2007 06:05 PM
Posted to Drugs
, Fearmongering
, Jill Porter
, Sigh
, WTF
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Comments
while on a city wide search for the icebreakers pacs on friday i did discover icebreakers cubes which look more like crack than the pacs
Posted by: chrissmari at December 3, 2007 09:18 AM
I prefer my crack minty fresh, so this a win-win!
Posted by: DeliveryDevice at November 30, 2007 09:42 PM