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November 06, 2007

Abridged Daily News Columnists

Ronnie Polaneczky: Some workers don't get sick days, and allegedly the union isn't helping 'em, either.

Fatimah Ali: Oprah's vajayjay! Oh, no, I mean her school in South Africa.

Dave Davies: Reasons to vote: "Earn your right to complain when politicians disappoint you. You don't want somebody saying, just when you get into a good rant, 'Well, if you didn't vote, then . . . '" Hey, great minds think alike. I do think it's an argument that's unlikely to come up, though. I mean, you could always just lie and say you voted. Who would look it up?

Missed this column from yesterday
Debbie Woodell: Is there a gay gene? Will that stop anyone from gay bashing?

Missed this column when I first posted (an Abridged Daily News Columnists tradition)
Elmer Smith: Why can't people turn people in for murder without rewards? Makes sense to me.

Posted by D-Mac on November 6, 2007 10:15 AM
Posted to Daily News , Dave Davies , Debbie Woodell , Fatimah Ali , Ronnie Polaneczky

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Comments

At the polling place, you'll meet neighbors you haven't seen for years. Better, you'll meet your local committeemen and women. They might be people to call when you need some help some day. And one of them might be Stu Bykofsky.

as one of your local committeewoman who is not at the polls, please let me tell you that the patronage system of asking committeepeople for favors is supposed to be fucking gone.

jesus christ

Posted by: chrissmari at November 6, 2007 01:34 PM