October 18, 2007
Old Senator Makes Fun Of Old Ex-Senator
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Ha ha, have you seen the Arlen Specter stand-up routine video on the Inquirer's website? In it, Specter makes a lot of jokes regarding Bob Dole's age. And then he makes some Viagara jokes! Ho ho! He also made a joke about Dan Quayle thinking the word "harass" was two words.
Specter made a few good jokes, especially this one about the death of JFK. (What, too soon?) Specter said JFK was killed by only one bullet, which was fired from the Texas School Book Depository. Specter said the bullet traversed 15 layers of clothing, 7 layers of skin and 15 inches of tissue! It went through the back of JFK's next, exiting at the front of his throat, hit Texas Gov. John Connally's back, slid along his fifth rib and exited his chest below the right nipple. It then struck his right wrist, exited at his palm and struck his left thigh, hitting the femur. Somehow, later, it exited Gov. Connally and rested on his stretcher. Now that's a funny joke.
Senator Arlen Specter at the DC Improv [Inquirer]
Single bullet theory [Wikipedia]
Posted by D-Mac on October 18, 2007 11:52 AM
Posted to Arlen Specter
, JFK
, Magic Bullet Theory
, Stand-Up Comedy
, U.S. Senate
, WTF
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Comments
What else am I going to do, make fun of Specter for being senile? That's even older.
Posted by: dmac at October 18, 2007 01:33 PM
you can make fun of him for having cancer.
Posted by: chrissmari at October 18, 2007 03:03 PM
chrissmari, let's fuck!
Posted by: SHF at October 18, 2007 03:44 PM
in all seriousness, his joke about an amputee with giant, um, genitalia was the joke that got the most laughs of the night.
no, really.
Posted by: Sarah B at October 18, 2007 05:48 PM
dude, making fun of magic bullet is so YE OLDE MEME
Posted by: chrissmari at October 18, 2007 01:15 PM