September 06, 2007
The Impossible Caption Contest
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I surmise you cannot caption this photo without making a reference to Bill Clinton's -- or, for that matter, Mark B. Cohen's -- penis.
Prove me wrong -- or, for that matter, right -- ladies and gentlemen.
Hillary Clinton at Yahoo! News Photos [AP/George Widman/Yahoo!]
Posted by D-Mac on September 6, 2007 01:39 PM
Posted to Bill Clinton
, Funny Photos
, Hillary Clinton
, Sex
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I do! I have Alycia Lane's bikini photos!
Posted by: another caption at September 6, 2007 03:12 PM
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about my breasts resting on my belt.
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The Hollow Man strikes again.
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Posted by: Alan at September 6, 2007 05:24 PM
Hillary Clinton celebrates her victory in the 2007 Women's POG world championships. Afterwards she was quoted as saying "It felt like my slammer was an extension of my body." She also went on to thank Jesus, say that she "shocked the world" and that she'd prefer if we didn't "call it a comeback"
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Oh Oh Oh Mr. Kotter I know. Penis !
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I had Monica too!
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The invisible man strikes again.
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In tribute to Luciano Pavarotti.
Posted by: Mark Mayhew at September 6, 2007 08:28 PM
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Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter!
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What do you mean, my daughter's real father is Janet Reno ?!
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Posted by: John at September 6, 2007 09:23 PM
It also kind of looks like she's doing something dirty with that ugly fat bitch behind her, but I'm not sure what.
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WOOOOOHHHH. I am a tight assed bitch.
Posted by: ticktock at September 6, 2007 09:26 PM
Security! This fat bitch behind me keeps sticking her toes in my brown-eye...
Posted by: dave at September 6, 2007 09:28 PM
They threw the baby away and kept the afterbirth...enter Hillary!
Posted by: Wayne Blanchard at September 6, 2007 09:28 PM
Do you have JESUS?
Posted by: lendog at September 6, 2007 09:34 PM
I HOLD THE POWER!!!......oh wait, thats not He-Man
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Posted by: alissa at September 6, 2007 09:41 PM
Mr. Kotter! Mr Kotter! Big Hilda's kicking my chair again!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 6, 2007 09:41 PM
"Well aware of public decorum, Hillary still wished deep inside she could've raised the other finger at Bill..."
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Lift and seperate my ass...........
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476 million Yuan going once
476 million Yuan going twice
SOLD to the highest bidder
Posted by: Darryl at September 6, 2007 10:01 PM
I have to pee! Anybody know where the men's room is?
Posted by: EvolvedHumanoid at September 6, 2007 10:03 PM
I did not have sexual relations with that woman!
Posted by: Kevin at September 6, 2007 10:06 PM
You WILL bow before me, son of Jor-El!
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Cock goes where?!?!?!
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WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW???
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"Ok, ok, ok... the genetic tests are accurate... it's true I HAVE A PENIS."
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Freebird!!
Posted by: Ronnie at September 6, 2007 11:01 PM
Can anyone put the dumb in dumbass
Posted by: GF at September 6, 2007 11:01 PM
Like Dick Cheney. Vote for me or I'll SNUKE you in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Southpark reference. Look it up.
Posted by: chris at September 6, 2007 11:20 PM
MONKEY BANANA RAFFLE!!!!!!
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
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All tha peeople that beleive theres a leprechaun in the tree say "HEEEY-OOHH!"
Posted by: Ashton at September 6, 2007 11:24 PM
Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter! That ugly fat bitch behind me just stuffed some dumb up my ass!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 6, 2007 11:28 PM
I'm just in this for the sex scandal.
Posted by: Anonymous at September 6, 2007 11:31 PM
it burns when i peeee!
Posted by: nic at September 6, 2007 11:37 PM
They're out there, I tell you!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 6, 2007 11:57 PM
$4million dollars for both Barry Bonds record breaking balls! I'm the expert on record breaking ball busting! Oh Ok, $4.2 Mil.. is that OK, Bill..???
Posted by: timmer at September 7, 2007 12:02 AM
Who wants to lose the 2008 Presidential Election?
Posted by: tillzen at September 7, 2007 12:22 AM
... Eep? ...
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Who wants to lose the 2008 Presidential Election?
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I'm looking for volunteers to lose the 2008 Presidential Election ... Anybody?
Posted by: tillzen at September 7, 2007 12:55 AM
Bill, don't say a word about how you caught me, and the lady behind me i n the office with a cigar!
Posted by: Justin at September 7, 2007 01:21 AM
Can I get a witness?!
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Raise your hand if you're Sure!
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ONE DOLLAR, BOB! (TPIR Reference)
Posted by: James Barker at September 7, 2007 01:41 AM
Up up and away from the hideous woman behind me!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 01:42 AM
You will never catch me in a men's room stall with My pants down!!!!
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Morris, step away from the dais and put Chelsey's socks back exactly where you found them.
Posted by: Cheddar at September 7, 2007 02:28 AM
B'Tenda... Tenda... Whats a woman to do to get some service around here?... Well it's about time. I'll have 3 Miller lights and Bill will have a Heineken.
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Bill!! Leave that hooker alone!
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honestly I sucked on it like this but didnt swallow so in fact i dint do it
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Posted by: Bill at September 7, 2007 07:25 AM
Who wants to lose the 2008 Presidential Erection?
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 09:34 AM
I'll bid 4 billion for the Presidency!!!
Posted by: james man at September 7, 2007 09:35 AM
"I'm the whore!"
Rev 17:1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:
Rev 17:15 And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
Posted by: biblebeliever at September 7, 2007 10:03 AM
Stealing 50% of your income in taxes is not enough!!!!! I say we can take 75%..... Can I get a Hell Yeah!!!
Posted by: DMC at September 7, 2007 10:12 AM
Bill! Get your penis out of that hooker!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 10:19 AM
Wait, wait!! I know the answer! Canada is NOT a territory of the United States!
Posted by: Dan Williams at September 7, 2007 10:25 AM
Excuse me, I'm a woman running for the presidency, excuse me, excuse me. Make a big deal about me, please I need the attention. God knows Bill isn't giving it to me.
Posted by: Ashley at September 7, 2007 10:42 AM
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some uh people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh I believe that our ed- education like such as in South Africa and uh the- the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should uh our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or- or- should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future
Posted by: SC at September 7, 2007 11:25 AM
OMG! That's what a penis looks like!?!?!?
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I don't feel no ways tired.
Posted by: SquirrelCutter at September 7, 2007 12:49 PM
Stop me before I unbutton again...
Posted by: Pau at September 7, 2007 01:03 PM
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
Posted by: Dog Breath at September 7, 2007 01:28 PM
Yes, I have a suit on, but look. I have CLEAVAGE!
Posted by: chris at September 7, 2007 01:52 PM
Teddy! Teddy! Wait, can I have a ride home with you? I can't seem to find Bill.
Posted by: gman at September 7, 2007 02:09 PM
She needs a sign around her neck saying,"Insert penis at risk of possible loss or removal of penis and testicles."
Posted by: TxJay at September 7, 2007 02:21 PM
Help!! Before the fat lady behind me eats me!
Posted by: mikedee at September 7, 2007 02:48 PM
You're not really gonna vote for that black fellor are you?
Posted by: mikedee at September 7, 2007 02:50 PM
we're talkin 'bout practice. Not a game...practice.
Posted by: mikedee at September 7, 2007 02:52 PM
Welcome to the Cirque de Clinton! Witness the performing walrus behind me! She will do tricks for your entertainment!
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BY THE WILL OF ALLAH,DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN!!
YOU CANNOT STOP ME
I HAS THE ANTHRAX
DEATH TO THE UNITED STATES
DEATH TO ISRAEL
ALLAH IS GREAT
YOU DIE NOW ARE YOU AFRAID?
(does this count as one caption?)
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Posted by: John Jorsett at September 7, 2007 04:15 PM
If you vote for me I promise to make maps available to the children of South Africa and the Iraq, such as...
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted by: nick at September 7, 2007 04:42 PM
NO NEW TAXES!!!
Posted by: frank at September 7, 2007 04:47 PM
If you have a cock that goes from HERE... to HERE..., you can FILL MY MOUTH!
Posted by: sam at September 7, 2007 05:02 PM
Yo, peanuts!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 05:04 PM
H - Got the whole fist up there doc? Ever do time?
Doc - Just Relax!
H - "Moon River"
Posted by: Eric at September 7, 2007 05:06 PM
All the players are now in place. It is time to initiate the end moves. The plan of many long years shall bear fruit at last!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 05:06 PM
Quote: "Posted by: chris at September 7, 2007 01:52 PM
Teddy! Teddy! Wait, can I have a ride home with you? I can't seem to find Bill."
So wait, to come up with a caption, you NEED to reference an event from 1969? Outta ammo?
Quote for entry:
I know, I know! The current president has THIS many IQ points!!!
Posted by: Anonymous at September 7, 2007 05:23 PM
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Posted by: k at September 7, 2007 05:29 PM
Ya put yer Right Hand up, ya put yer Right Hand down, Ya put yer Right Hand up, and ya shake it all around.......
Posted by: Leon at September 7, 2007 05:40 PM
"barac obama is an inexperienced...oh god!...uh...never mind"
Posted by: person at September 7, 2007 05:54 PM
OMG.. she has a bigger strap-on than Janet Reno !!!!!
Posted by: RollnThundr at September 7, 2007 06:10 PM
More Cow Bell!
Posted by: El Diablo at September 7, 2007 07:21 PM
Garson! Reality check please!
Posted by: SpacePunk at September 7, 2007 08:46 PM
Hey, HEY, SECRET SERVICE! Get that person who just unhooked the back of my bra!
Posted by: H. Rodham at September 7, 2007 10:45 PM
Hey, Barack! Check this out!
White chicks and g-g-gang signs!
Posted by: Mark at September 8, 2007 12:50 AM
The day the squirrel went berserk. In the first self righteous church.....
Posted by: cwolf20 at September 8, 2007 03:10 AM
That was me, I did that, yep, I lied to the people of New York and used them as stepping stones to run for President, yeah I lied to them and they took it hook line and sinker. Idiots.
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