September 18, 2007
Boy, Hillary Clinton Sure Does Open Her Mouth Wide
If you remember back a few weeks ago, I did a throwaway post with a funny photo of Hillary Clinton from an appearance she made in Philadelphia. I did not know people from the vast corners of the Internet would travel the tubes just to come to my website and post a probably unfunny caption.
But, since I'm now your source for big Hillary Clinton open-mouth news, I decided it was time for a little research (read: a few pages of Yahoo! News Photos) on more Hillary fun. As you may well know, ordinary photos are made 100 times more hilarious when politicians are in them. For example: Corn farmer in overalls and straw hat at county fair, boring. Jimmy Carter in overalls and straw hat at county fair, hilarious.
Back to HIllary: She sure opens her mouth wide a lot. You would think a candidate who some people might already think of as a big mouth (not me) would keep her mouth closed. But, true, candidates do have to talk, so she could have some trouble doing that. To her credit, she does do a pretty respectable job of not looking seriously fucking creepy like Rudy Guiliani, who I think is going to haunt my dreams for the next few months.
Yeah, I'm going to make you click through to the jump for the photos so as to not slowdown the front page for the five of you on 56k modems. If you're already on the permalinked page, then why just look below these words!
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In that last photo, Hillary is meeting with a group who, when asked for what color t-shirt they'd like, said, "Ahh, make it the color of prison jumpsuits."
[Photos via Yahoo! News and Drudge, who is reporting Hillary wants to eat our lungs if elected]
Posted by D-Mac on September 18, 2007 02:39 PM
Posted to 2008 Presidential Election
, Funny Photos
, Hillary Clinton
, Meta
, Politicians
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Comments
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about the go back to church guy.
Posted by: GFC at September 18, 2007 04:04 PM
ugliest politician ever?
Posted by: mikedee at September 18, 2007 04:05 PM
She's hot. I'd fuck her.
Posted by: SHF at September 18, 2007 04:41 PM
Sheesh no go back to church guy or anything today?
And very quiet on both the Phils and Eagles today.... hmmmm
Posted by: firepixx at September 18, 2007 03:49 PM