August 08, 2007
Winners Do Use Drugs
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Hey! Last night, some dude broke some record. In more important news, Ryan Howard broke out of his slump with a pair of homers. But to celebrate Barry Bonds' historic moment, here is a a photo of the legend:
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Personally, I think all the players should be on 'roids. If Ryan Howard really cared about winning, he would have injected himself with some steroids and some great masking agents and woulda hit 79 last year. I mean, the Giants went to the World Series, why couldn't Howard care that much?
Barry Bonds [Ron Newcomer's PITTSBURGH SPORTS STARS]
Posted by D-Mac on August 8, 2007 03:03 PM
Posted to Barry Bonds
, Phillies
, Ron Newcomer
, Ryan Howard
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Comments
We should give Howard a photo of Alycia Lane in a bikini. It would work better than steroids.
Posted by: ALB at August 8, 2007 04:28 PM
What if ALB and GLB are the same person and that person is Joey Sweeney?
Posted by: I'm an Angry Hipster at August 8, 2007 05:03 PM
I am not ALB or GFC. They also aren't the same person. They have very different personalities.
Posted by: Joey Sweeney at August 8, 2007 05:18 PM
I think, in a way, we are all ALB and GFC and Joey Sweeney. All at once. Their spirits live on inside of us. Confirm/deny?
Posted by: Joey Sweeney/ALB/GFC at August 8, 2007 05:40 PM
just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about us.
Posted by: Joey Sweeney/ALB/GFC at August 8, 2007 05:56 PM
I think Joey Sweeney is bi
every morning he just flips a coin (suck or fuck)
Posted by: wit at August 9, 2007 12:49 AM
I flipped my coin this morning and it came up heads.
Posted by: Joey Sweeney at August 9, 2007 10:20 AM
you are very right that ron newcomer is a legend. i don't know this bonds fellow very well, but i'm sure he's a very nice man.
ron newcomer, on the other hand: LEGENDARY.
http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/Opry/2150/
http://www.myspace.com/ron_newcomer_photographer
Posted by: b love at August 8, 2007 04:19 PM