12:48 - Before the game begins, Charlie talks about Mets and Phillies fans fighting in the stands.

12:50 - Also, if you want to hear what Marcus Hayes has to say (since he won't respond to your emails), he's on the pregame show, too.

1:22 - Mets pitcher Orlando Hernandez throws one pitch approximately every 10 minutes. I should be able to milk this liveblog all day. Thanks, Orlando!

1:28 - Heeey! The Mets pitch to Ryan Howard, and Howard crushes it to center; a guy on Ashburn Alley apparently tries to catch it with his beer cup and (not surprisingly) fails. It's 2-0.

1:41 - Everything's going right: Carlos Ruiz snap throws after a pitch and Howard tags out Delgado at first to end the second.

2:08 - Bahahahaha Pat Burell homered right to the Phanatic in the outfield. Then announcer Gary Matthews celebrated by making a plug for Geico.

2:11 - Aaron Rowand homered now. Oh, and the Phillie Phanatic was arrested for stealing the ball from the guy next to him that caught it.

2:45 - All hell broke loose, the Mets scored 3 runs, Phils starter Kyle Lohse was taken out, Geoff Geary popped out, the Phanatic probably got arrested again. It's 5-3, Phillies.

3:06 - We have been told Geoff Geary gets double play groundballs 1 out of every 8 times he has the chance. We are not told if this is good. Oh, and a sac fly ties the game at 5. Here come the Phillies we know and love!

3:22 - 7-5 8-5, Phillies, on a bunch of bloop hits. The Phillie Phanatic has been taken in for questioning in a triple homicide.

3:51 - Top of the 7th, and for some reason we come in to "Sunshine Day." But of course.

4:02 - OMG Beerleaguer is going to break its own comments record!

4:32 - And the bullpen breaks down, Phils are now down 10-8 in the bottom of the eighth. Again, those Phillies are back.

4:43 - To respond to the comments: I don't know, does Man City have any players who come out to "Dirty Laundry"? Pat Burrell does, and he hit another homer to make it 10-9.

4:55 - Bottom 9th, Jayson Werth hits a bloop single to give us hope before the Phils blow it somehow.

5:00 - Jayson Werth stole second and third on back-to-back pitches without throws.

5:08 - Iguchi hit, Iguchi steal, J-Rolli intentional walk, Utley single, Iguchi scores, game over, Phils sweep.

5:13 - Ha, ha, the Beerleaguer page exploded!