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August 29, 2007

Abridged 'Daily News' Columnists

Jill Porter: Two dollar signs for the letter 's' in the headline. Hopefully all the Daily News headlines will eventually be in leet-speak. 3aGL3S pwn C0\/\/B0yZ, and so forth.

John Baer: Our seatbelt laws aren't strong enough, or something? I dunno.

Phil Goldsmith: The news peg for this story is, no shit, a woman who Phil Goldsmith wants to write about who has the same last name as someone kinda in the news.

Posted by D-Mac on August 29, 2007 09:45 AM
Posted to Daily News , Jill Porter , John Baer , Phil Goldsmith

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