Jul2 |
Wildwood Finally Gets Rid Of Pesky Beach Sand
One of the best things about going down the shore is, obviously, the beach. But the worst part of the beach is the all the damn sand. If only there was a way to avoid all that sand while walking down to the ocean. Fortunately for us, the good folks in Wildwood have spent $80,000 making sure we don’t have to deal with all that sand.
I know the sand gets hot, and Wildwood has ridiculously long beaches, but, uh, what? They could have just given me $80,000 and I would have carried everyone to the water. |
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Ah, but did they put up billboards with photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini? If not, they just wasted $80k.