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Wildwood Finally Gets Rid Of Pesky Beach Sand

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One of the best things about going down the shore is, obviously, the beach. But the worst part of the beach is the all the damn sand. If only there was a way to avoid all that sand while walking down to the ocean.

Fortunately for us, the good folks in Wildwood have spent $80,000 making sure we don’t have to deal with all that sand.

Wildwood redevelopment director Lou Ferrara says all of the walks should be in place by July Fourth: “Unlike most beaches in New Jersey, we have plenty of sand. There’s about 1,800 feet of sand from the boardwalk to the water, and a lot of people have difficulty getting to the water with their coolers and their chairs and their children.”

I know the sand gets hot, and Wildwood has ridiculously long beaches, but, uh, what? They could have just given me $80,000 and I would have carried everyone to the water.

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  1. ALB Says: Jul 2 11:01 AM

    Ah, but did they put up billboards with photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini? If not, they just wasted $80k.

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