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July 31, 2007

Damning Fred Thompson With Faint Praise

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Hey! Kinda sorta presidential candidate Fred Thompson (R-Law & Order) was in town last Friday, speaking to a bunch of people about how he's going to run for president eventually.

His speech also apparently sucked. "It wasn't a rousing speech, but it takes courage to do something more thoughtful and philosophical in this sound-bite culture," said some chief of staff, which is a way of saying, "Well, his speech was awful, but I didn't want to bash him in the newspaper in case he's the Republican nominee next year."

Thompson didn't say anything mean about President Bush but bashed everything he's done. Also, an actual declared Republican nominee for president (albeit one with no shot), Mike Huckabee, made a Mike Vick/dogfighting joke.

Thompson's talk warms an audience [Inquirer]

Posted by D-Mac on July 31, 2007 03:52 PM
Posted to 2008 Presidential Race , Fred Thompson

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Comments

Thompson should hire Alycia Lane to write his speeches while wearing a bikini. Maybe they'd suck less... oh wait...

Posted by: ALB at July 31, 2007 05:45 PM

just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about "rousing" speeches.

Posted by: GFC at July 31, 2007 05:48 PM

So much for the theory that if you do your schtick in back to back posts it might be funny (having proven on endless previous occasions that alone, they are [also] not funny).

Maybe it is time to shake things up, maybe try "go to fucking Alycia Lanes Bikini and stop talking about Church!" Or you could just pull your head out of your ass and shut the fuck up.

Ya, I like the second one.

Posted by: yt at July 31, 2007 05:56 PM

just go to fucking church where you belong and stop talking about pulling my head out of my ass and shutting the fuck up.

Posted by: GFC at July 31, 2007 06:22 PM

Thompson looks like he has one foot in the grave.

Posted by: GrimReaper at July 31, 2007 06:24 PM

Freds the best!

Posted by: Fred Thompson at August 3, 2007 08:02 PM