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June 28, 2007

This Is Enough: Alycia Lane Comments, Part 3

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Okay, ha ha, get it? Oh so wacky! Putting Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz's head on the head of a model in a bikini to represent today's oh-so-exciting changeover: "Alycia Lane" will become "Glenn 'Hurricane' Schwartz." Wokka wokka!

As you might have guessed, I'm a bit tired of this -- the changing over, I don't really care about the comments -- and as such this will be the last day. And I suggest, if the Alycia Lane comments really annoy you, then stop reading this site.

No, wait! That's not good. What I meant to say is: If the Alycia Lane comments annoy you, well, then ha ha, sucks to be you.

Hmm, that's not good either. Oh, well if this keeps up I'll ban the commenter if I remember, or whatever. Feel free to continue mocking his sexuality, his hygiene, his lack of social skills or his IP address, which is 199.72.242... okay, okay.

Posted by D-Mac on June 28, 2007 06:17 PM
Posted to Alycia Lane , Hurricane Schwartz , I'm Tired Of My Own Jokes , It's Too Hot To Think

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Dude, I think he's cracking.

Posted by: murph at June 28, 2007 07:44 PM

Nya Nya, that's not my IP address!

Posted by: ALB at June 28, 2007 07:49 PM

Gosh, ALB, you're a freaking moron. Why don't you just grow up?

You don't even know what you're talking about. We all have the same IP address. That's why that was funny! Ha Ha! We'd be mocking ourselves!

Posted by: Anonymous at June 28, 2007 11:11 PM

Those are some bodacious tatas on Hurricane.

Posted by: Wow at June 29, 2007 08:41 AM

I can't belive you guys are making fun of Skank Lane.

This is an outrage !!

Who can I complain to ?

Those better be BonJovis' celebrity
hands fondling those breasts or Skank
is going to be furious.

WRZ

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PhiladelphiaNewsMedia/

Posted by: WRZ at June 29, 2007 05:19 PM

She was a coniving, conceited, under handed skank in high school. Why would she change now that she is in the spotlight? Attention , my friends, is her goal in life.

Posted by: Jenny C. at June 29, 2007 11:17 PM

I also went to school with her. She's had some major work done because her face wasn't always so easy to look at.Wanted nothing more to be popular, but didn't succeed...

Posted by: Billy at June 29, 2007 11:20 PM

Who cares. I want to see those bikini photos!!!

Posted by: ALB at June 29, 2007 11:48 PM