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May 31, 2007

Allentown Hippies Safe From Bear Attacks

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Breathe easy, stoners of the exurbs! You are now free to play disc golf without the threat of black bears.

A black bear -- not to be confused with a cougar, a coyote or a puma, other frequent ("frequent") area terrorists -- was seen in the Lehigh Valley area, eating out of bird feeders and scaring away salmon.

But tensions reached new heights when he was spotted on a disc golf course at Upper Macungie Park, leading a coalition of stoners, hippies and stoner hippies to protest for a bear patrol. Now they may play their impossible sport in peace.

Black Bear Caught Near Lehigh Co. Disc Golf Course [CBS 3]

Posted by D-Mac on May 31, 2007 11:39 AM
Posted to Allentown , Bears , Disc Golf , Hippies , Slow News Day

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Please, it's called "frolf."

Posted by: anoynmous at May 31, 2007 03:42 PM