April 27, 2007
Road To 10,000 Losses: Losing In November
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Geeze, even when the Phillies won't be playing -- November 4, 2008 -- they're going to lose.
How, you say?
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Yep. George Phillies, Libertarian candidate for president. According to his official website, he's against "selling our grandchildren into de facto debt slavery," for civil liberties and presumably for all the normal libertarian free market and such.
Oh, and he's for ending the Internet poker ban. ("Real Americans know: Poker is as American as apple pie.") This guy is looking better and better every second.
Plus, hello, his last name is Phillies. I didn't even know there were people with that last name! God, what a tragedy it must be to go through life with that last name. Everywhere you go, people associate you with the worst baseball team of all time.
George Phillies for President [Thanks, Brad]
Phillies for President [Myspace]
Posted by D-Mac on April 27, 2007 02:43 PM
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This ham-and-egger has totally screwed up my Phillies google alerts. Vote "no" to George Phillies. Vote "yes" to selling grandchildren into de facto debt slavery.
Posted by: J. Weitzel at April 30, 2007 11:19 AM