One Man’s Obsessive Dedication To Improving The Career Of One Local Traffic Reporter

Selected offerings from the blog of one Gionni, which appears to contain all posts about Dorothy Krysiuk:

Dear Producer,

My wife and I find the transition from Sue to Dorothy, a bit generic or boring. Allow me to explain. My wife favors Dorothy Krysuik a whole lot. Myself and her staff of 30 people agree. So we all made a game out of this similarity to see if my wife can dress exactly like Dorothy everyday, down to the shoes. So every morning myself (1), my staff of 50, my children’s teachers (4), my wife (1), her parents (2), my parents (2), and my wife’s staff of 30 watch the traffic to see how the roads are but also to see what Dorothy is wearing. We began this game when the transition from Sue to Dorothy started with a full view of Dorothy and then panned in. I believe it was around March 2006. It was very exciting because when these 90 people would see her during the course of the day, the universal response would be “Oh my God. She even has the same shoes” Everyone loved it. Can you please go back to the full view and then pan in to Dorothy.

Maybe like Vanna White, Dorothy could walk across the screen pointing out exactly what is going on. … All of us her in Center City thank she deserve her own 10 minute segment. She could probably do a special on the Septa fiasco in West Philly’s El construction. Now that’s traffic news that has been a nightmare and concerns forever…. She could be the traffic equivalent to Dave Schratwieser, investigating and solving traffic issues like necessary speed changes, stop signs, lights, or dangerous curves. I believe this will make a difference in saving lives in the long run.

Dorothy should do a special on the Septa fiasco in West Philly’s El construction on Market streets from 46 through 63 street. Now that’s traffic news that has been a nightmare and concerns for almost a decade… Dorothy’s guest should include home owners and business owners that were immediately effect by the construction, or lack of construction, and a panel of City government to explain what is going? “What is the problem” ask Antyhony Jones ,who owns a business and three properties on Market st. His business has suffered from the day constrution started. He eplains how he has made several attempts at getting answer, so far no one has been able to deliver. How about it Dorothy !!

I feel Dorothy can broaden her horizions, and not be just another face standing in front of a screen, showing us traffic. Rather reporting on continuos traffic nightmares and danger areas. I ask you, if you noticed people falling out of a door due to a lack of steps, would you report everyday that someone else fell, or would you hold a panel to see how you can get steps built? How many countless morning traffic reports did Dorothy do on accidents and deaths on Roosevelt Blvd? If she had gone that extra mile to report why accidents and deaths were happening, the cameras would have been installed 5 or 6 years ago. This would have saved 9 or 10 lives. I think she can be more aggressive like Kerri Lee, if she plans to be around once her beauty begins to fade.

And, finally:

In her abrupt absence from the morning traffic report, people have been speculating a possible pregnancy. After all, she is technically newly married and has no children as of now. I must admit when we last viewed her on Good Day, she seemed a bit giddy. I can only imagine the absence is due to possible morning sickness. If she is, in a family way, Kudos’ and Congrats. Remember you heard it here first.

Oh.

Wow.

“Word on the street” reported by Gionni [MyFox Philly]