January 30, 2007

Curt Schilling To Annoy Us In Whole New Outlet?

Used to be, avoiding being annoyed by Curt Schilling was pretty easy. All you had to do was not watch post-game Red Sox interviews and don't play the PC game Everquest. But, no, Schilling wasn't content with that. No, he has to go and try to make sure that every American is annoyed by him no matter how much they try to avoid him.

Now there's a possibility of Curt Schilling running for John Kerry's Senate seat. A group of Massachusetts residents are starting a drive to draft Schilling to run in the 2008 election, in the hopes of finding out just who the American people are annoyed by more. (It should be pretty close. Remember, Curt Schilling is "a horse's ass the other four days" but John Kerry did lose to President Bush -- President Bush! -- in an election.)

Anyway, let's hope this election does take place. It might open up a black hold of annoyance over all of New England, saving us from having to hear about Schilling, Kerry and the New England Patriots ever again.

Editor's Note: Apparently, Curt Schilling saying he might vote for Barack Obama is "patronizing," according to Will Bunch. Curt Schilling doesn't care about black people!

UPDATED: The Next Kerry Swift Boater...Curt Schilling? [Attytood]

Posted by D-Mac on January 30, 2007 01:52 PM
Posted to Annoyance , Curt Schilling , John Kerry

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