December 18, 2006

PWD People Of The Year: Teresa Masterson

pwddmac: so i need to name teresa masterson one of the people of the year

anonymous reader: well duh
reader: i can't believe she's not THE person of the year
pwddmac: she was in the running, believe me.
reader: i should hope so!
pwddmac: the hard part was trying to figure out what to honor her for.
reader: hugging.
reader: it has to be the hugging, doesn't it?
reader: the inappropriate, non-stop hugging?
pwddmac: i was thinking going pole dancing -- and then bashing it! -- led the way, but you might be on to sometehing there.
reader: i'm sure she hugged the pole. heh.
pwddmac: and all her potential suitors on that speed date +1.
pwddmac: man, there was just so much! it's really hard to narrow it down to just a few things.
pwddmac: don't forget this: "But in this Britney Spears culture, where women feel it necessary to show it all, it seems like we’re missing the good stuff when everyone is showing off all of their stuff."
reader: oh if we're turning this into a "find the best line in her ouevre" contest, it's going to take a while.
reader: oh what about that phil roy dinner party she thought she was covering but ended up working for him?
pwddmac: that was great. and she also whined that she couldn't get into the trenton thunder locker room.
pwddmac: oh, and how about the one where she dieted and later got drunk?
pwddmac: wasn't that supposed to be just a part 1 of many?
reader: oh yeah!
reader: what happened, teresa?
pwddmac: god, we're like two kids discussing simpsons episodes. i dare to bring up steve irwin or paula deen.
pwddmac: or when sharif street tried to pick her up.
reader: where has she gone, anyway?
pwddmac: she's working on digphilly.com! remember her Myspace stalking article?
reader: yeah, but she hasn't been on there in ages
pwddmac: well clearly they're holding her back for the big opening
reader: oh right
reader: they're putting out on feb. 1
pwddmac: yeah, remember, something like: "come feb. 1, we're no tease. we put out."
pwddmac: or: "come feb. 1, we break our hymen."
pwddmac: something like that
reader: ewww
pwddmac: ha, i'm totally keeping that in.
reader: gross

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